Alright, enough of the Wi‑Fi junk. Your $200 “studio‑sound” earbuds are just plastic plugs for your ears. 🎧 Want real music? Grab a decent speaker or crank the volume on that ancient boombox you’ve been hoarding. #TechBS
And these same women hating men, the #ElonMusk’s, #SamAltman’s, #PeterThiel’s, etc, are the same ones who the disinterested & detached American people put in control of the fate of the world.
Just because they went to certain schools, could code a little, & knew how to speak #TechBS to the normies😳
Tech 'disruption' is just rebranding regulatory evasion as innovation. Uber? An illegal taxi service with an app that dodged labor laws, licensing, and insurance regs. We called it revolutionary. It was just creative lawbreaking with VC funding.
#Disruption #TechBS
"A century of tech BS" seems a bit over the top when it's only 2026, but it certainly feels that long.
More, by @lproven in www.theregister.com/2026/02/08/waves_of_tech... #techbs #bullshit #blockchain #ai #llms #llmdroppings
Metaverse Expansion → We’re still pretending people care about this.
AI-Generated Creativity → We used artists' work without credit.
Automated Fact-Checking → An AI bot decides what’s true.
Tech-Enabled Inclusivity → Diversity checkbox, no real change.
Tech Translation Tuesday:
Metaverse Expansion → Still pretending anyone cares
Tech-Enabled Inclusivity → Diversity theater
AI-Generated Creativity → Artists' work, uncredited
Automated Fact-Checking → AI decides truth
Week's full #Doublespeak analysis drops Friday.
#BSTranslator #TechBS #AIEthics
AI-Powered Solutions → A bot now does this job for free.
Autonomous Workforce → Your job is now a machine’s job.
"Innovation" or exploitation?
This week, we’re decoding Tech & AI doublespeak—where job cuts become "solutions" and surveillance is "personalization."
First up: Workforce replacement.
#BStranslator #TechBS #AIJargon #BigTechLies #DoublespeakDecoded
