Everyone please make sure to tell my #TechnicolorTerrors partner in crime Happy Birthday!!
Happy Birthday, Josh! Love you big 💗
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Wedding day is ruined.
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That's gotta be true acting ...to pretend to be dead on camera for long periods of time.
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Mrs. Bill Paxton's Mom, who is NOT dead, rises and rushes the couple while screaming.
Christie spins, axe fully extended, and lops of her head.
"Get stuffed." Cut to black.
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Surprise!
The end. Thanks for hanging around with me and @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social tonight.
See you next week!
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Me as a bride
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Christie awakens. Having unconsciously processed the last 10 minutes. She rises with purpose, and without even a hint of hesitation picks up the axe...
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Oh he crazy crazy
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Oh, he's one of those types. The whole group stuffed and hanging out.
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I mean, it looks like he's ready to appear in most any early 80s music video, I'll give him that.
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The last 20 minutes is just an embalming tutorial.
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Oh no. Not Bill Paxton all along. How could we ever have known this?
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This film really front loads all the "Josh" references.
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Well, I guess I'll be seeing him in my nightmares.
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Goodnight!!
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100% not a prop body lmao
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Unfortunately everyone I am tapping out with about 30 minutes left in the movie. I have been up for 21 hours and I’m literally feeling it hit me hard. Thank you to everyone who stayed up late with myself and @barelyashley.bsky.social for #TechnicolorTerrors I will see you all next Saturday night
I love the dollar store makeup effects.
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I don’t care if Bill Paxton is a creep in this movie. He is still the hunk and I know I could fix him.
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This is just one choice away from being a comedic sketch
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Oh no, more daddy.
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At least Greg has good taste and wants to bang his girlfriend’s hot mom.
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I love how quickly they got fully dressed after this exaggerated sex scene. lol
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I don’t know what I dislike more about Greg. His dumb face, that stupid Hollister style “surfer look”, or that dumb voice.
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Are they doing a seance while sitting around on a shag carpet?
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Cock-block from Beyond the Grave was the working title
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The way the power just came back on was so jarring and they just dance #TechnicolorTerrors