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Everyone please make sure to tell my #TechnicolorTerrors partner in crime Happy Birthday!!

Happy Birthday, Josh! Love you big 💗

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Wedding day is ruined.
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That's gotta be true acting ...to pretend to be dead on camera for long periods of time.
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Mrs. Bill Paxton's Mom, who is NOT dead, rises and rushes the couple while screaming.

Christie spins, axe fully extended, and lops of her head.

"Get stuffed." Cut to black.

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Surprise!

The end. Thanks for hanging around with me and @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social tonight.

See you next week!

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Me as a bride

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Christie awakens. Having unconsciously processed the last 10 minutes. She rises with purpose, and without even a hint of hesitation picks up the axe...

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Oh he crazy crazy

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Oh, he's one of those types. The whole group stuffed and hanging out.

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I mean, it looks like he's ready to appear in most any early 80s music video, I'll give him that.
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The last 20 minutes is just an embalming tutorial.

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Oh no. Not Bill Paxton all along. How could we ever have known this?

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This film really front loads all the "Josh" references.

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Well, I guess I'll be seeing him in my nightmares.
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Goodnight!!

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100% not a prop body lmao

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Unfortunately everyone I am tapping out with about 30 minutes left in the movie. I have been up for 21 hours and I’m literally feeling it hit me hard. Thank you to everyone who stayed up late with myself and @barelyashley.bsky.social for #TechnicolorTerrors I will see you all next Saturday night

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I love the dollar store makeup effects.

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I don’t care if Bill Paxton is a creep in this movie. He is still the hunk and I know I could fix him.

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This is just one choice away from being a comedic sketch

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a man in a suit and tie says " daddy 's here " in front of a lamp ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " daddy 's here " in front of a lamp

Oh no, more daddy.

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a cartoon character from south park is wearing headphones and crutches and says super f-f-fa-fast ALT: a cartoon character from south park is wearing headphones and crutches and says super f-f-fa-fast

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a woman driving a red convertible with the top down ALT: a woman driving a red convertible with the top down

At least Greg has good taste and wants to bang his girlfriend’s hot mom.

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I love how quickly they got fully dressed after this exaggerated sex scene. lol

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I don’t know what I dislike more about Greg. His dumb face, that stupid Hollister style “surfer look”, or that dumb voice.

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Are they doing a seance while sitting around on a shag carpet?
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Cock-block from Beyond the Grave was the working title

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a man in a blue shirt is dancing with a group of people ALT: a man in a blue shirt is dancing with a group of people

The way the power just came back on was so jarring and they just dance #TechnicolorTerrors

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