Red and sticky sad.
Please carve out my ovaries.
I'm not using them.

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A lazy Thanksgiving weekend and for Boomerang. #cats #lazycats #thattimeofthemonth

Having Girl Scout Cookies in my desk is making me feel really paunchy #thattimeofthemonth #fb