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Another banger from #TheBeaverton. Newly elected #NDP leader, @avilewis, is firing people up in all sorts of ways, and I am here for it.

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Editorial: Here's why Avi Lewis is the wrong choice to lead the NDP - by a centrist Liberal By Martin Kearns, man who has never voted NDP once in his life This weekend the NDP chose Avi Lewis as their leader. And as much as it pains me, a Liberal commentator who loves Mark Carney and would n...

“I mean, was being seen as the Liberals ineffective little brother for the last decade really so bad? I personally love my little brother. And I bet a lot of patriotic Canadians do as well” LOL

#thebeaverton #avilewis

Bwahaha....wouldn't that be karmic? Oh thank you #thebeaverton... giggle...sniff...

Conservative party of Canada votes to axe the tax, build the homes, lose all the future elections CALGARY - With over 87% of the Conservative Party of Canada voting to keep Pierre Poilievre as their leader at the 2026 Conservative Convention, Poilievre triumphantly announced that by reaffirming hi...

With over 87% of the CPC voting/paid to keep Poilievre as their leader, he triumphantly announced that they were voting to axe the tax, build the homes, & lose every single future election. #TheBeaverton
#cdnpoli #Canada 🇨🇦
#NeverPoilievre #PoilievreLostCarlton #PoilievreGiftedBattleRiverCrowfoot

Trump demands Carney give him his standing ovation from Davos DAVOS, SWITZERLAND - Following his poorly-received and rambling address at the World Economic Forum, U.S. President Donald Trump angrily demanded that Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney personally gi...

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#Trump demands #Carney give him his standing ovation from #Davos - #TheBeaverton www.thebeaverton.com/2026/01/trump-demands-ca...

Snowbirds struggle to find sun destination not being invaded by the US Cornwall, Prince Edward Island - Terry and Linda Haddad say their annual New Year’s tradition of booking a sale on an all inclusive resort was hampered this year when they woke up to news that the Uni...

Canadian Snowbirds struggling to find sun destruction not being invaded by the US President.
#cdnpoli #Canada 🇨🇦 #CanadaSky
#TheBeaverton

'Made-up quote' in Canadian satire site The Beaverton fools Time Magazine | CBC News In a recent article about the United States' strained relationships with other countries, Time Magazine included a made-up quote from Canadian satire site The Beaverton — seemingly as fact.

#Time quoted #Hoekstra: 'A #Canada that it would be very easy to target with 500% steel tariffs, or one patriot missile aimed at Parliament Hill,’ he added, rather incredulously'

Except Hoekstra didn’t say that. #TheBeaverton, a satirical news site akin to #TheOnion did
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'Made-up quote' in Canadian satire site The Beaverton fools Time Magazine | CBC News In a recent article about the United States' strained relationships with other countries, Time Magazine included a made-up quote from Canadian satire site The Beaverton — seemingly as fact.

In a recent article about the #US' strained relationships with other countries, #TimeMagazine included a made-up quote from Canadian satire site #TheBeaverton — seemingly as fact.
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Time Magazine quotes The Beaverton

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Le magazine Time cite le Beaverton

// Article en anglais //

#Time #TheBeaverton #Satire

'Made-up quote' in Canadian satire site The Beaverton fools Time Magazine | CBC News In a recent article about the United States' strained relationships with other countries, Time Magazine included a made-up quote from Canadian satire site The Beaverton — seemingly as fact.

“We don’t try to trick people,” said MacIntyre, who's also an editor. “I promise I wrote that line thinking this is the silliest #joke I can write and people will obviously think it’s a joke."

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#Canada #TheBeaverton #satire @thebeaverton.com

Ontario NDP leader ejected from Question Period after incorrectly labelling Ford gov as "corrupt," not "evil" QUEEN’S PARK - Ontario NDP leader Marit Stiles was kicked out of Question Period this morning after criticizing Doug Ford and incorrectly calling him and his entire government “corrupt,” instead of “t...

Sad state of media in #Canada when the only news media that comes close to telling the truth about #Canadian #Premier #DougFord is comedy news #TheBeaverton www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/onta...

Ontario NDP leader ejected from Question Period after incorrectly labelling Ford gov as "corrupt," not "evil" QUEEN’S PARK - Ontario NDP leader Marit Stiles was kicked out of Question Period this morning after criticizing Doug Ford and incorrectly calling him and his entire government “corrupt,” instead of “t...

#Ontario is being betrayed by our Republican media. At least #TheBeaverton gets it right. Thanks #MaritStiles for telling the truth www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/onta...

Answering your questions about the Ostrich story your uncle won't stop posting about - The Beaverton You have probably seen your right wing family and friends post a lot about ostriches lately. And, since you don’t follow Rebel News and a lot of twitter accounts with fucktrudeau and fringeminorty in their username, you might not know why. So we’re to help answer all your questions with the speed and grace of […]

www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/answ... #TheBeaverton “But worst of all was probably making them listen to the musicians they booked for the Ostrich Fest music festival, a THREE DAY music festival (and baptism opportunity) the farm put on, which we swear to god was 100% a real thing..”

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www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/answering-your-q... #TheBeaverton “But worst of all was probably making them listen to the musicians they booked for the Ostrich Fest music festival, a THREE DAY music festival (and baptism […]

Trump ends trade talks with Canada, resumes trade talks with Canada, ends trade talks with Canada, demands to know which European country is Canada - The Beaverton WASHINGTON, DC - U.S. President Donald Trump has publicly announced that he will cease all discussions with Canada over any new trade agreements, before immediately following that up stating that discussions have resumed despite never having stopped.

In today’s news #TheBeaverton gets to repost something from June.. and still be precisely current.

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In today’s news #TheBeaverton gets to repost something from June.. and still be precisely current.

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Once again #TheBeaverton satire is reality.

U.S. Protests Mexi-Canadian Overpass WASHINGTON, DC—After nearly nine years of construction, the Mexi-Canadian Overpass, the controversial $4.3 trillion highway overpass linking Guadalupe and Winnipeg, was finally completed last week, dr...

I was just thinking about this report from a couple of years back, so I looked it up

It was 2002

2002 😳

Then I laughed...

Now I want to know when we can start construction
#TheOnion
#Satire #WeHope
#JeanChrétien❤️
#prescience
#CanPoli
#TheBeaverton
#CharlieAngus

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Omg I’m dying. The cackle I cackled. #LRP #Trudeau #KatyPerry #TheBeaverton

Danielle Smith announces plans to hold her breath until she gets what she wants - The Beaverton EDMONTON – After meeting with Mark Carney to discuss pipeline construction, Alberta Premier Danielle Smith has vowed to hold her breath until the Prime Minister gives her absolutely everything she asked for during negotiations. “Is Carney watching? Are you sure? Okay, here I go,” Smith said, before taking the deepest breath she possibly could and […]

www.thebeaverton.com/2025/10/dani... #TheBeaverton 🙃

www.thebeaverton.com/2025/10/danielle-smith-a... #TheBeaverton 🙃

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US Ambassador threatens to tariff, annex, and bomb Canada if anti-American sentiment doesn't improve - The Beaverton www.thebeaverton.com/2025/09/us-ambassador-th... […]

Hey, @thebeaverton.com & #CTV - get this back on! (We loved it.)

#TheBeaverton #LateNight #Canada #JimmyKimmel #StephenColbert

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Second Amendment activists in shock as Charlie Kirk shot instead of just schoolchildren - #TheBeaverton brutally satire spotlighting reality. www.thebeaverton.com/2025/09/second-amendment...

“Sure, Charlie Kirk once […]

I have to admit, this made me snort laugh. #thebeaverton

Trump demands 20% gratuity for selling Ukraine to Putin ANCHORAGE, AK - International political observers are stunned today after U.S. President Donald Trump made the controversial move of asking Russian President Vladimir Putin for a 20% gratuity, "as a s...

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“International political observers are stunned today after U.S. President Donald Trump made the controversial move of asking Russian President Vladimir Putin for a 20% gratuity, “as a suggested minimum”, after selling him the country of Ukraine.”