#ToiletTweets at 6AM -
somebody #Can’tSleep
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No time for #toilettweets when I'm too busy with #toiletBloonsTD6 time.
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This is where I compose my #toiletTweets
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I just sneezed and a dude said bless you to me. #toilettweets
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whoa haha hey 👋 #toilettweets
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when this butthole poopin’
the fbi best not be snoopin’
#toilettweets
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Took a good poop and ate it so I could poop it again #toilettweets
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peeing. like a crazy amount. one time i had to do a medical test where they filled my bladder with fluid then made me pee it out and the nurse lady doing the test said my bladder was “impressively large” so you’d probably think that too if you were here watching me pee rn #toilettweets
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LG not rockin with #toilettweets
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getting a running start and slam dunking my turd into the toilet #toilettweets
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CNN Health article meme with the caption: “Don’t sit on the toilet for more than 10 minutes, doctors warn”, a caption below saying “me reading this article on the toilet:” with a picture of Barney from the Simmons below in black and white colouring from his award winning film, smelling a rose and saying “Don’t cry for me. I’m already dead”
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my buttcheeks are on the toilet rn, the poop is halfway out of my hole as we speak #toilettweets
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Just reading a book on this thing called capitalism. Ever heard about it? Sounds neat. Can’t see any way this system would fail or be problematic #toilettweets
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We should start a trend when you post on the toilet you hashtag toilet tweets #toilettweets
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It's ironic, isn't it? The same folks who obsess over bathroom policies seem to have selective outrage when it comes to their own leaders. Maybe it's time they focus on real issues instead of distractions. 🚽🤔
#Hypocrisy #Priorities #RealIssues #ToiletTweets
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It's ironic, isn't it? The same folks who obsess over bathroom policies seem to have selective outrage when it comes to their own leaders.
Maybe it's time they focus on real issues instead of distractions. 🚽🤔
#Hypocrisy #Priorities #RealIssues #ToiletTweets
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Wow, Nancy Mace must have been clenching so hard while furiously tweeting from the men's room! Imagine the struggle of trying to make it back to the restroom while being that upset. Talk about multitasking under pressure! 😂💩
#NancyMace #ToiletTweets #Multitasking #Hilarious #ClenchAndPost
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