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Satirical Planet News: Weather Tuesday 17 March 2026 Cloudy at the Front End, Milder in the User Journey, Britain Rebrands Spring as a Better Service

Good morning Leg’ends,

Britain has opened Tuesday the way it now does most things, with a cloudy interface, a strong crosswind, and the vague promise that the user experience will improve later.
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#UKPolitics #MediaBias #StayLoud #NewsSatire #UKPress

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Today’s Papers #177: Spy Cells, Surrender Demands, Poll Panic, Oil Jitters, Noel Gallagher’s Love Life, and the Ancient British Art of Putting Tesco Wine Under Civilisational Collapse One front page screams infiltration, another escalation, one quietly counts consequences, and half the country is still being sold a bet and a bottle while the world unravels.

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#TodaysPapers #Satire #PoliticalSatire #MediaSatire #UKNews #BritishPolitics #PressWatch #FrontPages #TrumpNews #IranConflict #Geopolitics #MediaCritique #NewsSatire #UKPress #CurrentAffairs #WarCommentary #SatiricalPlanetNews #MediaAnalysis

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RE: https://mastodon.scot/@Wen/116129859760163461

Labour, ReformUK and the UK Press really going hard on the racism in the run up to the Gorton and Denton byelection

They all seem to be terrified of the Greens. I mean really terrified!

#UKPOL #UKPOLITICS #GPEW #Greens #GreenParty […]

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Today’s Papers #167: Britain Gets A Royal Arrest, The Papers Get A Group Chat, And Everyone Hides Behind One Sentence Same photo, same car, same quote, different fonts, different levels of panic.

Good morning Britain. It’s Friday, 20 February 2026.
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#TodaysPapers #UKPress #FrontPages #MediaSatire #RoyalArrest #MonarchyCrisis #LawMustTakeItsCourse #EpsteinFiles #TabloidVsBroadsheet #SPN #WillyAndBill #AlienFiles #Telegraph #TheTimes #Guardian #FT

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Yeah Mr White Dude, the Black Lady must be mistaken, yeah?

See how he makes himself out to be the injured party here, that's the Whiteness....

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#PaulDacre #DoreenLawrence #Whiteness #DailyMail […]

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And people STILL wonder why we in the UK have no or very little trust in our mainstream press and media (and I include our own state broadcaster, the BBC).

#UKPress and #UKMedia

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Today’s Papers #124: The Raid, The Raffle, And The Brain Games Trump gets a helicopter movie, Britain gets a puzzle pullout, and the front pages sell regime change with a subscription offer attached.

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain & the even luckier people abroad watching us do what we always do when the world starts shouting.
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Today’s Papers #123: The Queue, The Crown, And The Paunch Crans-Montana still waits for names, Britain gets sold self-improvement, and the front pages try to turn grief, borders, and brinkmanship into a weekend product.

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain, and the even luckier people abroad, watching this island do what it always does when reality gets too sharp.
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#TodaysPapers #UKPress #MediaSatire #CransMontana #SocialCare #Brexit #NHS #Trump #Iran #Queues

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Dubious experts deployed by MyJobQuote published more than 600 times in UK press pressgazette.co.uk/publishers/digital-journ... 📰 #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #FakeNews #UKPress

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‘Make no mistake – this was a coup’: the extraordinary downfall of the BBC’s top bosses The whirlwind that started when Deborah Turness came under attack at a board meeting is part of a wider political story, some say

Sky news ( #Comcast) which owns Disney, wants to buy UK's iconic 3rd channel ITV @itvnews.bsky.social

- this is a cold war with USA

#bbc #itv #skynews #trump #maga #republicans #america #ukpress #uk #britain #media #television #tv #press
@theguardian.com
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No, just that Leveson 2 was officially scrapped by the Tory government in March 2018 after years of delay 🤔 #UKpress #LevesonInquiry

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Headlines before a by-election "Reform set to win by a landslide." Headlines after a by-election where Reform had a mare "Labour loses seat for the first time since 1999." Where is the energy for Reform losing what you all told us they will win? Corrupt #UKPRESS #BBC

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The error was exposed after a previous attempt to draw attention to Rayner’s
housing arrangements failed to dislodge her. The Mail on Sunday pursued
Rayner last year with allegations she had avoided tax on the sale of a former
home. After demands from Conservative MPs, the case was examined by
Greater Manchester police, which cleared her of criminal wrongdoing. Soon
after, HM Revenue and Customs said she owed no tax.

It was the Mail on Sunday that also first reported Rayner’s acquisition of the
Hove flat, stating she had added it to her “burgeoning property empire”. The
Telegraph's crucial development came days later. Rayner says the Hove
property is the only one she owns.

By then, the Sun had nicknamed her “three pads Rayner”, echoing the
press’s treatment of John Prescott, who - like Rayner - was a Labour deputy
prime minister handed high office for his ability to keep a significant slice of
the union movement onboard. Prescott was labelled “two Jags” by the press
after he used two Jaguar cars - one that he owned, the other a ministerial car.
Coverage of the Rayner row has since spread well beyond the rightwing
press. The extent of her admission was enough to lose her the support of
some media figures who had been sympathetic. James O’Brien, an LBC radio
host who describes himself as a liberal, had said she could no longer survive
as housing secretary.

The error was exposed after a previous attempt to draw attention to Rayner’s housing arrangements failed to dislodge her. The Mail on Sunday pursued Rayner last year with allegations she had avoided tax on the sale of a former home. After demands from Conservative MPs, the case was examined by Greater Manchester police, which cleared her of criminal wrongdoing. Soon after, HM Revenue and Customs said she owed no tax. It was the Mail on Sunday that also first reported Rayner’s acquisition of the Hove flat, stating she had added it to her “burgeoning property empire”. The Telegraph's crucial development came days later. Rayner says the Hove property is the only one she owns. By then, the Sun had nicknamed her “three pads Rayner”, echoing the press’s treatment of John Prescott, who - like Rayner - was a Labour deputy prime minister handed high office for his ability to keep a significant slice of the union movement onboard. Prescott was labelled “two Jags” by the press after he used two Jaguar cars - one that he owned, the other a ministerial car. Coverage of the Rayner row has since spread well beyond the rightwing press. The extent of her admission was enough to lose her the support of some media figures who had been sympathetic. James O’Brien, an LBC radio host who describes himself as a liberal, had said she could no longer survive as housing secretary.

Does all this seem fair to you? Does it seem in the interests of the Country, or the in the interests of the Elite who want to keep government out of the hands of anybody who didn't go to the RIGHT schools.

The classism in this country is so ingrained people […]

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Has the British Press managed to force the Working Class Lady to resign yet?

If you're following American Politics, you'll see how Trump is using the same method to get rid of Black Women he doesn't want in power, claiming 'mortgage fraud' while letting his male colleagues get away with exactly […]

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Politics latest: Rayner says 'tax
evader' graffiti daubed at her
home 'beyond the pale
Angela Rayner is facing a standards probe after admitting she underpaid
stamp duty. The chancellor has given the deputy prime minister her full
backing. But the Tories are demanding an HMRC investigation. Rayner told
Sky News that she acted on legal advice that turned out to be wrong.

yt x 1 Politics latest: Rayner says 'tax evader' graffiti daubed at her home 'beyond the pale Angela Rayner is facing a standards probe after admitting she underpaid stamp duty. The chancellor has given the deputy prime minister her full backing. But the Tories are demanding an HMRC investigation. Rayner told Sky News that she acted on legal advice that turned out to be wrong.

It's like it the Papers paid somebody to do this, isn't it?

"Which is Angela Rayners house, oh it's the one with all the Press outside..." said a man with a spray can of paint.

This is what happens when you trust the Posh.....

#AngelaRayner #UKPress #UKPOL #UKPOLITICS #Classism #Misogyny

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Dear #ukpress - here is someone doing your job!

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Fucking hell, the Daily Heil has thrown it's toys out of the pram. They've become a real parody. The headline is something that Private Eye would turn out as satire. Hard left Rayner, really? How can anyone take this shit seriously? #DailyMail #Bonkers #UKPress #UK #Rayner

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Nine out of 10 nurses in England, Wales and Northern Ireland reject pay award Royal College of Nursing urges ministers to improve 3.6% offer to avoid industrial action ballot later this year

This is nearly 2.6X more than the 1.4% #ucea have offered university staff, yet silence from the #ukpress and @ucu.org.uk. Nurses definitely deserve better, but so do researchers www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

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“A hand drawn picture shows a seated man looking at a computer. Above the image is the IPSO logo. Text next to it says: AI is increasingly used in complaints to IPSO. It can improve a complaint or distort it.
Read our latest blog to find out more. Ipso.co.uk”

“A hand drawn picture shows a seated man looking at a computer. Above the image is the IPSO logo. Text next to it says: AI is increasingly used in complaints to IPSO. It can improve a complaint or distort it. Read our latest blog to find out more. Ipso.co.uk”

Use of generative AI is rapidly expanding. We are seeing that in complaints about alleged breaches of the Editors' Code of Practice.

Read more: www.ipso.co.uk/news-analysi...

#IPSO #Complaints #AI #EditorsCodeofPractice #UKPress

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Total rubbish. Rage bait nonsense, and irresponsible journalism. This weaponises the far-right, and it's minorities who bear the brunt of it. Shame on The Mirror for this shit. #UKmedia #UKpress #DailyMirror #ragebait #UKpolitics

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The Editors' Code protects people from unjustified intrusion by journalists

The Editors' Code protects people from unjustified intrusion by journalists

Journalists are required to respect people’s right to a private life. But what happens if privacy conflicts with public interest in a story?

Find out more here: www.ipso.co.uk/news-analysi...

#Privacy #UKPress #EditorsCodeofPractice #Journalism

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Piracy, Hijacking or taking control?
There are very few people in the public eye that put their heads above the parapet to say it as it is & when they do we owe it to them to listen.
Freedom of the press, they must earn it.
#Media
#UKPress
#Rags
#Bias
#Truth
#Hijacking
#Piracy
@dalevince.com

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