#FirstPageFriday #Scriptsky #FunPageFriday
Been a while since I posted the actual FIRST page, so here it is: #VAMPICONDA! THE greatest unproduced giant vampire anaconda action comedy ever written by me.
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#PageTenTuesday
What use is a dead horse if you don't keep flogging it?
PAGE TEN from #VAMPICONDA!
(Somebody buy this thing and spare the rest of the interwebs!)
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For #ThirdPageThursday, here's Page 3 from my most-requested thing: #VAMPICONDA!
"Trapped by a tropical storm at a remote research lab in the swamps of Cajun country Louisiana, a group of strangers join forces to fight a giant mutated bloodsucking snake looking for its next snack."
#Scriptsky
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#VAMPICONDA! is now Top FOUR Percent over on the doomed glory of #Coverfly.
THE RACE IS ON: will this ridiculous script creep into the top three or two (!) percent before the flush has fully finished?
Given the stupidity running rampant in this our modern world, anything seems possible.
#Scriptsky
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Somehow #VAMPICONDA! has now slithered up to Top 6% over on what's left of Coverfly.
There is no logic in this place.
And I love it.
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#VAMPICONDA! (always include the exclamation point, because EXCITEMENT!) has now inexplicably climbed to Top 7% over on Coverfly, adding fuel to the rumor that the end is nigh.
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I note with a giggle that #VAMPICONDA! continue use its sloooow crawl up the rankings on Coverfly-- now up to top 8%.
Not bad for a silly idea cooked up as a drunken joke response to a silly game of "laughably bad mashup concepts to throw at SyFy Network."
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For #FunPageFriday, here's a loud page from #VAMPICONDA!, my 2024 effort on #TheGreyList.
When a tropical storm maroons a group of strangers at a Cajun country research lab run by a mad Hungarian scientist, they must join forces to fight a giant bloodsucking mutant snake.
[TREMORS meets ANACONDA]
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Because he knows the whole world is screaming for #VAMPICONDA!
[NOTE: “screaming” in this particular case can be read as “yawning coupled with a very slight shrug”]
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There are several reasons my #VAMPICONDA! has an exclamation point in the title.
Jim Abrahams was a huge part of most of them.
#SAAAAAAAALUTE
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I feel it gloat-worthy to remind you peons that #VAMPICONDA! Was optioned for almost full weeks this year. That’s like 14 dog weeks.
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This is more fun than I thought it might be. 😎
#TheGreyList24
#VAMPICONDA!
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#VAMPICONDA! LIVES!
On #TheGreyList24 (with a bunch of other excellent newer scripts from excellent older writers).
Woohoo. 🐍
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