deck of playing cards. brown and black gradient flowery lettering reads: flex, hex, vex. 3 images of 2 witches, one skinny, one fat, first image they are holding hands and flexing outer biceps. 2nd image they are poised over a bubbling cauldron. 3rd image they are on crossed broomsticks.

well shit, i guess i'mma have to buy meself a second set

#WoeIsMe lol #butNotReally #theseAreAwesome and kind of perfect for like, #games of chance, ya know

www.zazzle.com/flex_hex_vex...

#gambling? #cursing? i dunno, it takes a slightly different context when i put it on playing cards, dunnit

I wanna go see Project Hail Mary again!

It's been a week since I saw it, and I loved it so much, I wanna go see it again.

But I'm busy for the next month or so, so I can't... #WoeIsMe

At least you get to play m'dear. Games I run are now wondering whether players will cancel woth and hour to go or 30 minutes...and I cant find a game to join...

#mightbemypersonality #woeisme

Consultant (gently): It’s bad news I’m afraid.
Me (tearfully): What about a transplant?

Danny the plumber (firmly): Can’t do that sadly - it’s a brand new boiler required.

#WoeIsMe

Half of my writing boils down to: "tis not I who that is strange and special, tis the miasma that prevents you from blooming betwixt this field of your peers."
And then "Gloop gloop mega squish yum yum turbo juicy."
But that's just poetry.
#poetry #woeisme #swag #mywriting

Woe is me, for I am sorely vexed. I am consuming a peanut cluster, a craggy monument of cocoa that mocks my restraint. I languish in this decadent despair, tethered to a sticky labyrinth of legumes, lamenting the fleeting sweetness of my delicious doom.
#WoeIsMe #PeanutCluster

My New Year's resolution was going to be "don't wear sweatpants to the grocery store anymore" but I think I need to change that to "don't cut into fabric to piece a quilt top unless you know you have enough".
#quiltsky #woeisme #designpivot #craponastick

But she gave a stellar Oscar winning performance in her ‘apology’ 🎭
#woeisme 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😏

I don't think I've been this exhausted in my whole life. #WoeIsMe

creepy shit

sitting in your car making a #COMPENSATING little #bitchy #WoeIsMe i'm so #altruistic and #TheBest #video for your #OneManCircleJerk #ContentFarm is #Pathetic to say the least
My👏unit👏is👏not👏your👏content👏fodder👏by👏law👏even👏if👏you👏own👏the👏house👏
#NoHeat #Retaliation

Had my Covid and Flu shots today around 1pm. Stay tuned to hear me grumble when I start to feel it. #grateful #woeisme

most jammed albums in October #silverstein #blessthefall #maydayparade #atmosphere #woeisme #bringmethehorizon #mgk #palewaves #turnstile #spiritbox #hawthorneheights #motioncitysoundtrack #hitthelights #neckdeep #underoath #statechamps #whileshesleeps #staticdress

the most jammed albums for September #maydayparade #woeisme #awakeniam #stateside #atmosphere #thebeaches #turnstile #bearings #outlineincolor #blessthefall #thestartingline #statechamps #girlfriends #poolkids #heartsounds #broadside

addicted to #woeisme

PLAY DIRTY doesn't quite live up to its title (far too clean looking, I say that as big fan of its great DP), but still fun. Also don't quite see the need for the action to be so OTT. Enjoyable enough when one has the man-flu #woeisme

Notice that I am discussing everything today, besides the football. I still love you, @wokingfc.bsky.social, but oh dear.

#WoeIsMe #ButIStillLoveFootball #ButIStillLoveWokingFootballClub #ActingLife

most jammed albums of august 2025 #ourlastnight #strayfromthepath #hitthelights #atreyu #facetoface #thepromisering #woeisme #meanjeans #inheartswake #thebombpops #maydayparade #awilhelmscream

Newest additions to the #compactdisc collection 💿 #woeisme #theBeaches #awakeniam

a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table in a diner with a cup of coffee . Alt: A gif of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table in a diner with a cup of coffee, staring into the void.

Tfw you finish a book and you’re ready to dive into the sequel… and you didn’t bring it with you. Because you didn’t think you’d finish the prior book while away. 💙📚 #booksky #readerproblems #woeisme #ifailedmyself

Every single one I've ever worked with or known - and that numbers in the 100s. #WoeIsMe

Back to clocking in i cant draw poolverine porn NOOOO! #woeisme

I'll be watching Netflix's Wednesday Season 2 Part 1 tonight after I get off work. I wanted to work the graveyard shift however my boss gave me the late evening shift! Woe is me! 😔 @netflix.com #netflix #wednesday #wednesdayaddams #woeisawednesday #woeisme #goth #gothic #netflixseries #seasontwo

I'll be watching Netflix's Wednesday Season 2 Part 1 tonight after I get off work. I wanted to work the graveyard shift however my boss gave me the late evening shift! Woe is me! 😔 @netflix.com #netflix #wednesday #wednesdayaddams #woeisawednesday #woeisme #goth #gothic #netflixseries #seasontwo

Recovering from a minor medical procedure. Kind of want to go to bed at 8:15 PM but I’d probably just have a difficult time sleeping with the bonus of waking up fully rested at 4 AM. #whine #WoeIsMe

When your Genie has granted you your 3 wishes and you're now fresh out...of wishes and ideas.
#ReformUK #Warwickshire #Council #NigelFarage #WoeisMe (Political Assistant £190,000 #UKCorruption = #TaxPayers££s--->#Politicians<--->#Elites #cronyism ) #Party of #Hate and #Division

I dropped a cone of cobweb yarn this morning and just spent an hour sorting through a big, albeit beautiful, shimmering tangled mess. Fortunately the majority of it was salvaged, but this was definitely not on the agenda for the day. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #yarn #quitethetragedy #woeisme

Red Woe, Is Me · Red · Song · 2023

Jam of the day 🎶 #woeisme

open.spotify.com/track/6clolE...