Midnight spaghetti
A gift from Past Steve
My god am I baked
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#Wait
#ItsJust
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Spending time outside
Under countless twinkling suns
Spring is back, baby!
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My sad ambition
The hashtag mocks my hubris
I’m not that sorry
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#TheHashtagExistsOnlyAsACatalogue
#SeventeenSyllableGibberish
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I wish they’d just stop
National pols line their pockets
Making us look bad
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#MunicipalPoliticiansLament
#IJustWantToServe
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Drank the scotch & soda
Now I’m having the weed tokes
Gonna sleep so good
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Asleep way too late
Making a bad decision
Cuz I’m an adult
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#OkSureTheyAren’tDaily
#CatchUpInTheTags
#StillLaggingBehind
#WaitIsThisAThirdHaiku?
#MightBeGettingThere
#IsThisOneEven
#OrHaveIReallyMissedFour?
#GonnaCheckLater
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Mars & Jupiter
A clear, cloudless, moonlit sky
Stargazing with Her
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#ThatWasAlmostRomantic
#ISkippedABunch
#IDontHaveToWriteMoreIfIDontWantTo
#MyWifeIsGreat
#MyYardIsMuddyAsHell
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Wife celebrated
Her birthday was a success
Forgot my haiku
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#WillWriteAnotherTodayToCatchUp
#NoOneIsMakingMeDoThese
#IJustLikeIt
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A scotch on the rocks
Some fondue, a fort and beers
Birthday interlude
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#ItWasMyBdayYesterday
#ItsMyWifesTomorrow
#Interlude
#JazzHands
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Brunch with family
Scotch, stir fry, even some beers
What a nice birthday
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The weekend is here
Crazy week, overstressed just like
Jake Morgendorfer
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#NotReallyThatGuyHasProblems
#WasADifficultWeekThough
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Another haiku?
Well, see, if I don’t catch up
Then it’s not daily
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#MyConcernAboutKeepingPaceIsMakingTheseTooMetaAndSelfReferential
#ThatLastHashTagIs1CharFromTheLimit
#IMustBeStopped
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Forgetting haikus
They aren’t quite so daily
What are you a cop?
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#Dailyish
#AnotherOneLater
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Midnight poetry
Every one of these sucks
I like it that way
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#BarelyLate
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Glad I learned today
About a Martian chopper
That just kept going
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#IMissedYesterdaysPoem
#ButIWroteASecond
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Liquidation deal
Patio heater for cheap
Yay! Money well spent
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Wife taking a bath
An insistent poop beckons
Used the bad toilet
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Movie night tonight
Pizza, beers, pot and good times
Snuggled with the wife
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Forgotten haiku
Remembered it last minute
Today was nice, though.
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In my job six months
Kinda getting promoted
No extra money
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#MaybeStartingAThing
#WellSeeIfImMotivated
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