a russell stover chocolate truffle egg in the bottom of the beginning of a cup of coffee. just enough coffee pouref to get it melty. the fancy colorful easter candy wrapper is tien open and at the side of the mug

a 16 oz mug of coffee that looks mildy brown, stirred with bubbles in tge center. an entire russell stover chocolate truffle egg has been melted in the coffee. discarded candy wrapper on the side begs for attention—look at me im so easter tasty.

what's in my #coffee?
russell stover chocolate truffle egg

this taste like the intentions of a fancy corporate mocha but made poorly. imagine hard water flat with all the oxygen boiled out and the end of the syrup bottle where one ingredient settled to the bottom. bitter failure.

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a cadbury creme egg wrapper next to a coffee mug. the chocolate creme egg is inside the mug waiting for hot coffee.

What's in my #coffee?
a cadbury cream egg

not just some of it. all of it—the entire chocolate creme egg
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alt-text a cadbury creme egg wrapper next to a coffee mug. the chocolate creme egg is inside the mug waiting for hot coffee.

a mug with black coffee in it no cream no sugar could we see dissolved sugar in coffee? no it's black coffee

what's in my #coffee?
nothing this time #black

daylight savings has consumed the time i would have spent goofing with spices, sugars, and creams
#DaylightSavings #HateIt

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What's in my #coffee?
Friday 13th calls for
"Dark Side Vicious"

delicious, but don't be afraid of habañero in your coffee
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coffee mug filled with black coffee. handle to the right. visible on the mug is the renaissance painting of one of Raphael's cherubs. the right one I believe as the left one is on the other side if the mug. the left one sees you...

what's in my #coffee?
hot water

sometimes ya gotta go undiluted and get side eyed by a cherub

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What's in my #coffee?
heavy whipping cream

welcome to a favorite part of the day when heavy whipping cream is introduced to coffee.
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alt-text the lighter part of heavy whipping cream floats to the top of the mug tiny cream bubbles bloom to create a layer of cream on top

can of flat coca-cola pouring into a cup of yesterday's creamed coffee. author's note: wtaf brian.

☕️ What's in my coffee?
1/2 mug of yesterday's forgotten coffee
1/2 can of flat unfinished coca-cola left on the counter overnight.

first drink cold, bad.
microwaved, half-bad.
coffee choices this morning,
...all bad.
I am a #CoffeeSlob
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A red bag of Christmas Candy from Santa that are chewy foam pink and white Santas. Skumtomtar

Two Skumtomtar candy pieces on the counter top. They look like foam Santas of pink and white. I bet they are similar tasting to a strawberry circus peanut.

Two Skumtomtar in the bottom of a coffee mug after the first grounds pour over to bloom the grounds. They rest in a pool of coffee with brown coffee "bruises" pooled in all the surface low spots. They appear to be frowning wirh black eyes. Haha.

A cup of coffee with a thick layer of pink and white sludge foam on top so thick you cannot see the coffee.

☕️ What's in my coffee?
Skumtomtar— strawberry-flavored marshmallow-foam Christmas candy shaped Santas. 🎅🎅
❓️Do I recommend?
☑️ Once. To remind you to not do it again.
❓️Would I do it again?
☑️ No. Better off just eating the candy.
I am a #CoffeeSlob
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Old raisins in the bottom ofxa coffee mug with the excess drip ftom the pour over coffee grinder blooming, before the rest of the water is poured over.

Did it.
Put 15 year old raisins in my coffee.
Honestly, I didn't notice.
I forgot I did that until I saw the raisins in my mug...
They did reconstitute though.
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Autumn is in my coffee.

"Senescence"
Three green cardamom pods
One whole clove
Crushed in a mortar & pestle
16 oz. 474 ml. water
Pour over at 200⁰F 94⁰C
Just wet the grounds
Bloom for 60 seconds
Pour over remaining water
One TBS maple syrup
One TBS evaporated milk

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Fun Size MilkyWay candy bar on a cutting board, cut into 4 pieces one of the pieces is on the side revealing the nougat and caramel layer. The used wrapper looms above, don't leave me my precious fun size. The knife blade peeks from below with residue on the blade; too late my wrapper friend.

Fresh coffee top in the mug after sitting a bit to let a MilkyWay candy bar dissolve. There appears to be tiny Creamy bubbles gathered around a few chocolate coatings. I shall sip them with a slurpy sup before the coffee drinks them first.

Q: What's in my coffee?

[Halloween—all but just about says a coffee slob.]

A: Fun Size MilkyWay.

Although a slight creamy foam and chocolate gathered for the first sup, the creaminess waned. Albiet a bit of caramel and modest nougat presented, it mouthed slightly bitter.
~meh...

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What's in my Colombia Familia Calambas light roast coffee?
+Dark Cherries from Door County
+ Skinny Sticks Unblended Pure Maple Syrup from Marathon, WI
+ Heavy Cream from some cows somewhere..
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An orange Halloween Pumpkin Peep with a smiling face floating in a cup of coffee.

A cupbof coffee with a grungy orange film foam on top with a darker orange where a Halloween Pumpkin Peep used to be. The creepy smiling face remains undisturbed.

You know, if you put a Halloween Pumpkin Peep in your coffee and let the Peep dissolve, you get a creepy face staring at you on that first sip. Just sayin.
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#whatsinmycoffee sounds like a horror story hashtag…

Ever think about putting a Reeses Pumpkin in your coffee?

A chocolatey residue floated to the top and the peanut butter insides didn't entirely dissolve. There were two oyster cracker size peanuty nougats at the end. Spoon...
The RPB flavored coffee was subtle, yet pleasant.
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First bloom of of the pour over coffee over four Rollo candy pieces in the bottom of a tall coffee mug. It's a dirty brown coffee with splash marks from swirling the candy to expedite melting. This candy chocolate is shite for flavoring coffee.

what's in my coffee
this friday?
4 rollos and whatnot.
ask yourself not why
but why not.
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Saturday morning is "Dark Side Vicious" #coffee.
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#WhatsInYourCoffee?

What's in my #coffee on Tuesday? ☕️
No sugar.
No creamer.
No candy.
No thing.
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Nothing.
Jump to black.
#blackcoffee

Reese's Take 5 candy bar roughly chopped up and in the bottom of my favorite blue mug. The bright orange candy wrapper just sits there next to the coffee mug, dejected, anticipating the waste bin. The Take 5 sulks, knowing quite well that pretzels do not do well in coffee. No.

Reese's Take 5
No.
Not in my #coffee ☕️
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Inside a big blue bug with 2 lemon and 2 strawberry Starburst in the first bloom of a coffee pour over. Starburst wrappers and coffee grounds in a filter mingle casually on the counter as if friends, regretting the day.

Starburst
Finally a candy that melted entirely in coffee.
It tasted tart and limey, a bit Starbursty, but yet remained unpleasant.
I rarely eat #Starburst outside of my #coffee.
Not to repeat.
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Two Fun Size SNICKERS quartered and drawn inside my blue coffee mug. Spent wrappers aside brightly labels this mess. The wet coffee grounds, bloomed, are out of frame. A quick swirl preps the melting. Gotta go finish making candy slob coffee. Bye.

Snickers
Done this before - fun one.
Not fun as a great tasting cup of #coffee.
Fun as when the #Snickers dissolve, the nougaty bits rise to the top.
Floating chocolate, caramel, nuts, and nougat. It's a coffee soup candy marriage for the slurping.
Slurping the nougaty bits...
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Skittles
Taste the rainbow...
Oh, the white lies of sweet rainbow fibs...
-blue, -indigo, -violet, and +brown
Skittles lied to me.
There is no brown in the rainbow! 🌈

This brown #coffee has a layer of goo on top and it taste like, like, ~plastic.
#Skittles lied to me...
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Reese's Pieces
Smooth nutty flavor with a hint of the candy.
I thought this would have been better with steamed milk and a frothed foam. But this ain't fancy #coffee. This is coffee slob candy coffee. Get a spoon for the peanut butter.
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Overhead view of a coffee mug with two miniature Reese's peanut butter cups in the bottom of the mug awaiting coffee. The bright orange wrappers next to the mug handle stand out next to the blue mug.

An overhead view of a mug of coffee that was poured with two mini Reese's peanut butter cups in the mug. A chocolatey residue floats to the top. Thought: is this good chocolate?

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
miniatures...

No surprises that chocolatey residue floated to the top and the peanut butter cup didn't entirely dissolve. Two oyster cracker size peanuty nougats at the end. Spooning the nougats...

The RPBC flavored #coffee was subtle, yet pleasant.
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Overhead view. Two fun size Mounds bars quartered and ready in the bottom of my blue coffee mug before pouring on the coffee. Candy wrappers on the stainless steel counter top are next to the mug's handle.

Mounds

Chocolate didnt melt into the #coffee but floated to the surface, mostly. Sweetness of coconut presents itself. Bottom of the cup, if swirled, the sips include coconut nibbles.
I prefer to just eat #Mounds, but the coconut in coffee was pleasant!
Maybe I'd repeat this?
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Overhead view. Two empty boxes of fun size Milk Duds next to a coffee mug with the 8 Milk Duds in the mug... waiting for coffee.

Milk Duds

Chocolate-ish and caramely!
Unless stirred with a spoon, the caramel coagulated into one big clump.
Spoon to stir, or eat!
#Coffee flavor was indeed like the candy, but I've better choco-caramel flavor from syrups.
Would do again with Duds.
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28 half melted m&m blobs in the bottom of a coffee mug with about a mouthful of coffee left.

m&m's plain

m&m's don't melt in #coffee!
Despite swirling, just clumps of Chocolate at the bottom of thevmug.
Get a spoon.
No.
Would not do again.
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m&m's peanut

They melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
They don't melt in your #coffee either.
Coffee had a nutty undertone with weak chocolate.
Would not do again.
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Kit-Kat in #Coffee

directly to NO
trust me not in your coffee
just eat the Kit-Kat

Not even going to quote post or post an image. You just get that #haiku in reply.
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Hershey's Milk Chocolate.
Nothing spectacular. I don't know which ingredient it is, but dark clumps float to the top and cling to the sides of the mug. No real improvement or detraction from the #coffee. Meh... I would have been better off just eating this chocolate plain.
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