Real Estate Moghuls went to moscow
Narcissistic male egos, stroked now
By a blood-dripping czar grotesquely
Oligarchs, handled most deftly
Pronouncing people — statistics, then taking a bow.

#whyHeNoCome #poetry

Time Magazine cover featuring the tyrant Trump, neck pixellated for modesty in Japanese market.

I don't like giving narcissists any more stage than folks already give them.
From time to time, there is temptation.

#mockDictators #mocktyrants #whyHeNoCome

You can't fill a gas tank with prayers: Patriarch Kirill Begs Kremlin for Gas can't In stunning display of irony that speaks volumes about the current state of Russia the Russian Orthodox Church (ROC) is reportedly facing severe gasoline shortage. According to sources key

I am especially… active, on activeness.social. Won't you join the #Resistance to #disinformation too?

activeness.social/en/you-cant-... #SaintFyodor #WhyHeNoCome

A creepy old orc called Sergei
Picked his nose at the Bolshoi Ballet
And in a meeting
Absentmindedly eating
Or flicking it simply away.

#whyHeNoCome #poetry #poetrycommunity #NAFO #poetrylovers

There once was an angry Lumpkin
A hollowed-out brainless Pumpkin
But with time, pumpkins rot
Orange flesh turns to snot
Only blind faith can animate a Trumpkin.

#whyHeNoCome #poetry #poetrycommunity #NAFO #poetrylovers #Halloween2025

To perfect the art of orc-hewing
And end a persistent evildoing
Come the bravest Europeans,
Ukrainians, like demons
The enemy back into Mordor, persuing.

#poetrycommunity #poetry #whyHeNoCome #EuropeanLivesMatter #warCoffee #NAFOfellas #NAFOworks

Our Bible is a book inspired
By the failings of others—required!
To judge not our iniquities
Nor our war crimes (we've lots of these)
But bless land and loot, acquired.

- Fyodor's Guide to Dispensation
#SaintFyodor #bibleStudy #ROC #whyHeNoCome #poetry

Priest of the Russian Orthodox Church blessed "Putin's Army" to kill women and children in Ukraine - RISU Russian priests demonstrate their irrepressible thirst for blood. One of the representatives of the Russian Orthodox Church called on soldiers of the Russian army to kill even children and women in Uk...

Now learn about sacred and profane.
The sacred is that which brings gain—
To recruit cannonfodder
And bless holy slaughter.
The profane to the devil pertain.

- #SaintFyodor
#bibleStudy #ROC #whyHeNoCome #poetry

"Martyrdom makes one a household word. For nonbelievers, one becomes the only story, a grand distraction, His plan. Blessed be the Holy Kremlin and Saint Charlie Kirk. Amen."
—Fyodor's Guide to Martyrs

#saintFyodor #whyHeNoCome #NAFO #parody
Today's genuflect goes to: @darthputinkgb.bsky.social

"Blessed are the liberators of washing machines,
For theirs is the cleanliness of the soul."
-Fyodor's Guide to Ablution

#SaintFyodor #whyHeNoCome #victimOfThePutin

There once was an angry Lumpkin
A hollowed-out brainless Pumpkin
But with time, pumpkins rot
Orange flesh turns to snot
Only blind faith can animate a Trumpkin.
#whyHeNoCome #poetry #warCoffee #poetrycommunity #NAFOworks #poetrylovers