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THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY
by Ambrose Bierce 1881-1906
CLAIRVOYANT, n. A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron, namely, that he is a blockhead.
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THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY
by Ambrose Bierce 1881-1906
CIRCUS, n. A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.
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THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY
by Ambrose Bierce
CHILDHOOD, n. The period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth—two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age.
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THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY
by Ambrose Bierce 1881-1906
CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.
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THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY
by Ambrose Bierce 1881-1906
CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.
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THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY
by Ambrose Bierce 1881-1906
CANNIBAL, n. A gastronome of the old school who preserves the simple tastes and adheres to the natural diet of the pre-pork period.
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THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY
by Ambrose Bierce 1881-1906
BRUTE, n. See HUSBAND.
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THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY
by Ambrose Bierce 1881-1906
BRIDE, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her
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THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY
by Ambrose Bierce 1881-1906
BOUNTY, n. The liberality of one who has much, in permitting one who has nothing to get all that he can.
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THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY
by Ambrose Bierce 1881-1906
BOUNDARY, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of the other.
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THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY
by Ambrose Bierce 1881-1906
BORE, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY
by Ambrose Bierce 1881-1906
BIGOT, n. One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
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THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY
by Ambrose Bierce 1881-1906
BIGAMY, n. A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy.
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THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY
by Ambrose Bierce 1881-1906
BENEFACTOR, n. One who makes heavy purchases of ingratitude, without, however, materially affecting the price, which is still within the means of all.
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THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY
by Ambrose Bierce 1881-1906
BELLADONNA, n. In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY
by Ambrose Bierce 1881-1906
BEG, v. To ask for something with an earnestness proportioned to the belief that it will not be given.
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