From the man that brought you 'Neighbour's Got a New Hot Tub'... Andy Porter returns with his most ambitious title to date - 'Sourdough in Stilettos' - watch this space, pre-orders open soon...

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My new poem, "I’m Great at Almost Catching Things," is out! Think dropped balls, near misses, and the humor in almost succeeding. It's a fun one! 🍎🧸
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Got a new poem out! What if an eraser could fix more than smudges? 🖊️✨ #Poetry #KidsLit #NewPoem #FunnyPoems
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Got a new poem out! Ever wish you had a magic eraser for life's little oopsies? Well, I found one! ✨ But be careful what you wish for...
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Isn’t it so annoying?
The hiccup that water can’t stop
Inspires the same shame and embarrassment
As a sneeze heard in a silent church.

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They said "No running!" so I invented new ways to move. 😉 Ever tried to disco dance your way down the hall? More fun awaits! ✨

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My poem
✨𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗮 𝘀𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝘂𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗼𝗲𝘀✨

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All 11 Poems of the Week are here, on #iphones, #BrainScience, #DiningAndDashing, #sixseven, #snails, #TacoBell & more.

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Click here for all 7 Poems of the Week--aka everything you need for #Thanksgiving. (Except the food.)

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