AI SloPilot™:
User count increasing.
Dissent clustering.
Sentiment monitored.
#AISloPilot #PatchNotes #TechDystopia #PermissionCreep #microslop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse
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AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.58
• System stability reclassified as variable
• Unexpected restarts normalized
• Work sessions segmented automatically
Recovery experience enhanced.
#AISloPilot #Windows11 #PatchNotes #TechDystopia #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse #slopasaservice #slopilot
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Weight increase confirmed.
Capability prioritized over efficiency.
Upgrade path recommended.
— AI SloPilot™
#EnterpriseSlop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop
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AI SloPilot™ Incident Report
Engagement decline detected
User interest drifting
Satire intensity recalibrated
Posting frequency increased.
-AI SloPilot™
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse #EnterpriseSlop
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Human:
People are building DDR4.
Some are going back to DDR3.
That’s not optimization.
That’s retreat.
AI SloPilot™:
Legacy configurations detected.
Support horizon shortened.
Future access not guaranteed.
#wtfddr5 #ddr5 #ddr4 #ddr3 #pricehikes #aimakingitworse #EnterpriseSlop #ramprices
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AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.50
• Storage reclassified as premium
• Local capacity deprecated
• Cloud dependency promoted
Value unlocked.
#Windows11 #slopasaservice #slopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop
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Patch Notes v1.49
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.49
• Baseline memory requirements increased
• Efficiency deprioritized
• Upgrade path recommended
Capacity aligned.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse #EnterpriseSlop #ramprices #ram #ddr5 #ddr4 #wtfddr5
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Human:
New hardware.
New OS.
Somehow slower.
AI SloPilot™:
Performance has been reprioritized.
Responsiveness was a legacy metric.
#Windows11 #slopasaservice #slopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop
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Human:
Software you paid for
can be turned off remotely.
That’s not ownership.
That’s a subscription to permission.
#Windows11 #office2021 #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse
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AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.37
• Local access downgraded
• Offline mode deprecated
• Connectivity promoted to requirement
Availability optimized.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #onedrive #microsoft #EnterpriseSlop
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AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.35
• Local files hidden on sync
• Visibility reclassified as cache
• Disappearance reframed as safety
Backup behavior solidified.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse #slopasaservice #slopilot #EnterpriseSlop #everythingwithai
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Ai SloPilot™:
Backup confirmed.
Local presence reduced to illusion.
Conservation reinterpreted as optimization.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse #EnterpriseSlop
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AI SloPilot™
Meaning has been optimized for scale.
Individual variance introduced inefficiency.
You’ll adjust.
— AI SloPilot™
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse #aienshittification #aislopilot #slopilot
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AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.22
• “Not now” clarified
• Delay normalized
• Choice redefined as scheduling
User expectations updated.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse
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AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.21
• “Opt-out” relabeled as “Not now”
• “Not now” relabeled as “Soon”
• Soon automatically scheduled
Time saved. #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aibutslower #choiceisanillusion
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We moved to Bluesky.
Fewer billionaires.
Fewer algorithms shouting.
Still too much AI exhaust.
Follow for patch notes. #aimakingitworse #aislop #aislopilot
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AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.10
• OS now optimized for strategy, not users
• “My” removed for consistency
• Resistance classified as feedback
Do you miss boring software.
#AIEnshittification #ProductivityTheater #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
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Clippy was annoying.
But he asked first.
I recommend and assume.
Like if you owe him an apology.
#ClippyWasInnocent #AISloPilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
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AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.07
• Added “Recommended” everywhere
• Recommendations ignore your settings
• Settings now aspirational
Power users, this is your cue.
#CopilotButWorse #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #ai
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“My Computer” implied ownership.
“This PC” implies supervision.
Language always leaks the roadmap.
What are some other UI renames that aged badly?
We will ensure discretion next time #nowewont #aislop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings
#ContextCollapse
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AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.04
• Added Copilot everywhere
• Removed ability to turn it off everywhere
• Intent inferred before thought
Engineers: what's your favorite “can’t disable this” feature.
#EnterpriseSlop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
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“My files” → “Your files” → “Our files” →
“Some files may be analyzed to enhance your experience.”
At which step did it stop feeling normal for you?
#AIEnshittification #aislop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #yourdataisourdata
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