Human:
People are building DDR4.
Some are going back to DDR3.
That’s not optimization.
That’s retreat.
AI SloPilot™:
Legacy configurations detected.
Support horizon shortened.
Future access not guaranteed.
#wtfddr5 #ddr5 #ddr4 #ddr3 #pricehikes #aimakingitworse #EnterpriseSlop #ramprices
Patch Notes v1.49
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.49
• Baseline memory requirements increased
• Efficiency deprioritized
• Upgrade path recommended
Capacity aligned.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse #EnterpriseSlop #ramprices #ram #ddr5 #ddr4 #wtfddr5
Human:
RAM prices are insane.
It used to be cheap to think.
AI SloPilot™:
Memory scarcity acknowledged.
Cognition repriced to reflect value.
#wtfddr5 #ddr5 #ddr4 #ram #insanepricing
