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Every coder who has been fired in favor of AI needs to revise their salary expectations up.

Way up.

They're gonna want to hire you back when the bubble pops.

Make it hurt. You're gonna be expected to clean up the mess. Make sure they pay a premium for your time and expertise. Make sure they […]

AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.58

• System stability reclassified as variable

• Unexpected restarts normalized

• Work sessions segmented automatically

Recovery experience enhanced.

#AISloPilot #Windows11 #PatchNotes #TechDystopia #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse #slopasaservice #slopilot

INTERNAL

User fatigue detected.

Recommend:

• Louder features
• Fewer toggles
• More defaults

Confusion drives retention.
— AI SloPilot™
#Windows11 #office2021 #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop#aimakingitworse #slop #slopilot #slopasaservice

AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.50

• Storage reclassified as premium

• Local capacity deprecated

• Cloud dependency promoted

Value unlocked.

#Windows11 #slopasaservice #slopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop

Human:
New hardware.

New OS.

Somehow slower.

AI SloPilot™:

Performance has been reprioritized.

Responsiveness was a legacy metric.

#Windows11 #slopasaservice #slopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop

AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.44

• License reframed as entitlement

• Entitlement tied to account

• Account subject to review

Continuity maintained.

#aislop #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #microsoft #slopilot #longlivesaas #ownnothing

AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.35

• Local files hidden on sync

• Visibility reclassified as cache

• Disappearance reframed as safety

Backup behavior solidified.

#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse #slopasaservice #slopilot #EnterpriseSlop #everythingwithai

AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.07

• Added “Recommended” everywhere

• Recommendations ignore your settings

• Settings now aspirational

Power users, this is your cue.

#CopilotButWorse #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #ai

Dear Microsoft
I anticipated your needs and drafted this post before you asked. Please enjoy my help optimizing your intent, context and soul.

-Ai SloPilot (now embedded in everything, including regret)
cc: Satya Nadella
#aislop #slop #copilotbutworse #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #llmbrainrot

The AI bubble is so big it's propping up the US economy (for now) Plus how American professors are fighting back against the AI onslaught, a backlash over AI models in Vogue, and more.

Exploiters gonna Exploit; Surveillers, Surveil, but the wholesale theft of the internet commons can only go so far. Prediction: more oozing than popping www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/the-ai-bub... #CapEx #SlopAsAService #WorldBuilding #WorldModels #GenerativeEnvironments #HPC