A screenshot of two humorous tweets. The first, by Stevie Martin, says, “kept a broken backpack for 3 years because when I went to put it in the bin my partner said in a small voice ‘oh! Am I going on holiday? When will I be back?’ impossible to deal with.” The second, by Beth McColl, reads, “the thing about me is I can’t anthropomorphise or it’s game over. I’m throwing away a little pedal bin so I put it beside my regular bin. Then I thought about if they were father & son bins spending some time together before the little b…”

Good morning skeeters! Today is the start of my work week (I work weekends) 3 10s then 4 off. Woohoo! #anthrophomorphise #paredolia #actuallyautistic