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Sweetpea (ginger) on top, Cookiebutton (grey white) - both large male cats with scowls.
Sweetpea (too, ginger), Toes - my daughter’s huge ginger cat (bottom).
Look at these assholes.
Too much attitude.
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“Gardening”. Ragnar is an asshole.
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Yeah. That’s you they’re talking about, Asshole.
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Oh JFC.
This requires no explanation. She is above us. We are bacteria to her - a mere inconvenience (until dinner time when she needs our opposable thumbs to open a can).
This cat is clearly a smug asshole.
98.7% certified.
If you can’t see it, it’s because you don’t want to.
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Clearly playing the long game. Dog and human will let down their guard, so they can be puréed, sautéed, and enjoyed with fava beans and a nice Chianti. Gets points subtracted for being so fucking cute.
92.1% asshole.
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“MA! THE MEATLOAF.”
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Fails to appreciate that its human has Evil Genius Work to do. Doesn’t cover poo properly in the litterbox. Has ruined at least 2 pieces of good furniture. Main Character Syndrome. Deceptively cute pose.
84.8% Asshole.
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Photo of an asshole tuxedo cat sitting at a picnic table with sunflowers, hummingbird feeders, a small wooden birdhouse and a garden flag that reads: "NOT all witches live in Salem" in the background.
Photo of an asshole tuxedo cat sitting at a picnic table with sunflowers, hummingbird feeders, a small wooden birdhouse and a garden flag that reads: "NOT all witches live in Salem" in the background. The cat is looking at me with contempt in his eyes.
NOT my familiar and a total asshole. Handsome. But an asshole. A handsome asshole, if you will.
#RuneAries
#shitass
#cats
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#catsky
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No one told me. I guess I’ll have to keep scrolling then. There’s a cat in my lap now, so the morning is ruined anyway.
#adhd
#assholecats
#procrastination
#mmmmmmfrenchfries
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Buddy is definitely an asshole. An Orange Tabby. Look at that gigantic M on his forehead.
Monster. Malicious. Mischievous.
It’s good that they’re cute and cuddly. We’d never have these wild animals in our homes otherwise.
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Vinny is an asshole. If you see him, ignore his transparent attempts to manipulate you.
He thinks he’s cute. And he is. But that makes him even more of an asshole.
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Brown cat with white paws, white front, white neck, and white around nose, named Cookie Vinnie (a.k.a. "Cookie Monster") sits at edge of wooden dining room table, next to a chair - in classic elegant cat pose (front paws between hind paws and back curved into oval, squirrel looking tail to left of front paws and covering one hind paw)!
Brown cat with white paws (cute pink and black toe beans!) and white belly and neck - named Cookie Vinnie (a.k.a. "Cookie Monster") - lies on folded furry blanket, half curled up, with one arm stretched over top of head as if to shade Cookie's eyes from the sun!
#Caturday
#AssholeCats
@jackcharnista.bsky.social
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Cookie Vinnie is a pervert.
And an asshole.
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Because you’re an asshole, Cookie Vinnie.
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Cameron (tabby/white chonk) laying on back on floor with her paws folded trying to to be extra cute. Upside down to camera perspective. Sadly, the manipulation works.
Manipulative. Passive aggressive.
Unfortunately irresistible.
Awful.
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Cookiebutton (large grey/white cat) loafing on a dish towel on the counter like an asshole. Looking at me like I’m the one being ridiculous. I am powerless to stop him. He’s a powerful sorcerer, obviously.
Thinks he owns the place.
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I spend an inordinate amount of time yelling "Stop it" to creatures who will, indeed, not stop it.
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Danforth (tabby) on counter eating a hot dog. His caption “MOM! I like the Costco ones better.”
Posting cats until the news improves.
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Cookiebutton (large grey/white cat) sleeping stretched out relaxed on pillow in window well. Perspective such that his feet look huge compared to his body.
We have to keep a cushion in the basement office window for him.
What an asshole.
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Cookiebutton (grey/white cat size large) lounging on the bricks overlooking his kingdom.
Look at this smug asshole. Thinks he owns the place.
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Look at these assholes.
(Alt text - two brown/black cats looking very comfortable sleeping side by side in the pillow. One is putting their little white mitten paws on the other. Painfully cute.)
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@stephmu00mls.bsky.social
Look at this asshole. I’m sure you can do better than us though.
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#assholecats
(Alt text - two cats laying on floor in gigantic mess they obviously created with caption: “listen, I’d never hurt my cat, but sometimes I’d like to turn into a cat just so we could square up”)
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Stephanie laughs whenever I call one of her cats an asshole.
This is why she is a great human.
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Pandora (grey/white tabby) yelling at me for some reason.
“STOP POSTING STUPID SHIT ON BLUESKY AND GO TO BED.”
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Cookiebutton (grey and white cat size L) inside pantry cupboard standing on bag of cat food, looking perplexed that I’m annoyed by his behaviour.
Oh good. Most of BlueSky seems to be agreed that bombing Iran is a stupid idea.
Here’s a cat making his own supper.
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Oh FFS. Look at these. How do you keep your hands off these two? I would never get anything done.
(Alt text two cuddling ginger cats - it’s disgusting, manipulative and a hate crime.)
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Close up of Pandora cat sleeping. (Grey white tabby)
She makes me so mad. Look at her face.
LOOK. AT. HER.
*collapses*
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Close up of Pandora’s face. (Grey/white tabby cat). She will always be our baby.
*resisting compulsion to consume her stupid cute tiny babby kitty face*
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