the world would be a better place if all medics knew to actually walk into my Heavy sandvich/banana for heals #shitass

Photo of an asshole tuxedo cat sitting at a picnic table with sunflowers, hummingbird feeders, a small wooden birdhouse and a garden flag that reads: "NOT all witches live in Salem" in the background.

Photo of an asshole tuxedo cat sitting at a picnic table with sunflowers, hummingbird feeders, a small wooden birdhouse and a garden flag that reads: "NOT all witches live in Salem" in the background. The cat is looking at me with contempt in his eyes.

NOT my familiar and a total asshole. Handsome. But an asshole. A handsome asshole, if you will.

#RuneAries
#shitass
#cats
#assholecats
#catsky
#alttext

Black & white tuxedo cat sitting under a bird feeder looking up at a house sparrow feeding.

This fucking guy!

#RuneAries
#Shitass
#tuxedocat
#catsofbluesky
#cat

It’s more likely #ShitAss

#Shitass

Lakota Man is what happens when a discounted superhero masquerades as an indigenous guru to appease non-natives or some stupid shit. Thank you for listening to my TEDtalk and PSA on the matter.

Meme by Danilynn Jiibay (June 8, 2025) Dracula What is a Lakota Man? A miserable little pike of white people pleasing.

Your daily reminder that Lakota Man is a fraud and a scumbag human being who caters to white people and silences indigenous voices.

Anyway, enjoy these contributions I made in bringing awareness to the matter.

(Original posts will be on this thread.)

#LakotaMan #Shitass

So if I want to inconvenience my recalcitrant #shitass #MAGA relatives, I should figure out their travel schedule and allege my sincere concern that they are flying abroad to seek an #abortion.

Excellent to know.

"Liking women is gay, bros."

Ok, "noHomo" bros:
how's not liking women working out for you on this #Caturday?

#IntlWomensDay
#noHomo
#bro
#incels?
No, #voluncels.
#shitass #CHUDS

What the everliving fuck.
#shitass

I am FIRMLY convinced the dickhead in charge has NO idea how tariffs work. #shitass #simpleton #notverysmart

#shitass