The legs are veined with gold. The cabin itself is worth the GDP of several countries. It leaves a track of shedded precious stones.
#babayaugust2025 #babayaga #jewel #jeweler #jewelry #jewelery #diamond #ruby #emerald #gold #precious #jewels
(3/3)
The queen of the glowup makeover but also the tacky no-drip dressdown, this Yaga can give you the best or worst outfit you've ever had and can make it permanent so mind your manners.
#babayaugust2025 #babayaga #seamstress #fashion #thimble #design #darling #fabric #runway #model
(3/3)
If you are kind and mind your manners, she can sell you unique flowers you've never seen that can ease your pain, get rid of enemies, or help you find true love. But the price varies and it's rarely money.
#babayaugust2025 #babayaga #florist #flower #garden #nature #goddess #forest
(3/3)
Beware if you find a crumbling castle in the woods.
#babayaugust2025 #babayaga #castle #queen #royalty #throne #crown #gold #jewels #heavy
(3/3)
It's said she to have made paintings that drive people insane just to look at them. #babayaugust2025 #babayaga #artist #painter #paint #cloaca #subject #portrait #landscape #studio
(3/3)
She can kill you with paper cuts. In her hands, paper is deadly and beautiful. #babayaugust2025 #babayaga #paper #stationery #cut #origami #chain
(3/3)
bear, wooly mammoth, chicken skin, snakeskin, feathers, bear fur, etc.
#babayaugust2025 #babayaga #stuffed #animal #frankenstein #eyes #taxidermy #badtaxidermy #hybrid
(5/5)
but it will work beautifully and eternally or be horribly cursed depending on how polite you were as you bought it.
#babayaugust2025 #babayaga #hardware #ducttape #ducktape #tools #handywoman #level #drill #shovel #hammer #hardwarestore
(3/3)
The house has a skirt of sheets of tattooed human skin taken from rude/evil customers.
#babayaugust2025 #babayaga #tattoo #parlor #ink #tattoos #body
(3/3)
But if you don't know what you want by the time you get to the register or you're rude, you might end up in the kitchen. And not as an employee, if you get me.
#babayaugust2025 #babayaga #fastfood #mcdonalds #burgers #burger #drivethru #fries
(4/4)
Hard toffee, dark chocolate, stale bubble gum, and striped peppermint. For ever ten children that enter, only nine come out.
#babayaugust2025 #babayaga #candy #sweets #cottoncandy #shop
(1/3)
Experience here is never on a resume but former employees can sense each other. One morning the restaurant is gone like it was never there, memories of it disappear, and it shows up in a different city.
#babayaugust2025 #babayaga #restaurant #hautecuisines #fancy #foodie
(4/4)
The house's legs are scrubbed featherless and the forever-unclaimed laundry of former rude customers hang on clotheslines around it.
#babayaugust2025 #babayaga #laundry #washer #laundromat
(3/3)
which, given the gifts of longevity the shoes can bestow, might be a very long time indeed. #babayaugust2025 #babayaga #shoe #store #cobbler #footwear #walk
(3/3)
...your net financial and physical worth among the entirety of the whole world's bank accounts and people, leaving everyone a few pennies and heartbeats richer but you destroyed in wallet and body.
#babayaugust2025 #babayaga #bank #finance #loan #financial #institution #interest #fae
(3/3)
If you bring her a new song of your own creation and she likes it, she will jam magic into it and maybe give you an amazing enchanted instrument. Her house is a one-man band. It is a noisy walker.
#babayaugust2025 #babayaga #music #store #balalaika #accordion #gusli #electric #deaf #onemanband
(3/3)
Her house wears custom armor on its massive legs.
#babayaugust #babayaugust2025 #babayaga #foundry #anvil #metal #smith #smithy #blacksmith
(3/3)
If you lose, she'll take enough skin to make, say, a few footballs, or your tendons may string a racquet, and, if you survive the process, you will be cursed to always lose.
#babayaugust #babayaugust2025 #babayaga #sports #ball #sporting #goods #store #sport
(4/4)
It's flamboyantly colorful but the corners inside are VERY dark. Dark enough to hide.
#babayaugust #babayaugust2025 #babayaga #toy #toys #store
(3/3)
The prices sometimes include more than money. It's a dreamlike experience. Things can go horrifyingly wrong if you're not polite; the wiener hungers.
#babayaugust #babayaugust2025 #babayaga #7-11 #convenience #store #shop #24hr
(3/3)
Her garage has cyborg legs she's been repairing for centuries and is fringed with mudflaps.
#babayaugust #babayaugust2025 #babayaga #mechanic #garage #auto #car #wrench
But if you're willing to trade something of value (a memory, a week of your life, your eye color) and you're respectful, you'll have the most amazing baked good of your life
#babayaugust #babayaugust2025 #babayaga #baker #bakery #bread #pain #flour #rolling #pin #cake #isitcake
(3/3)
The shop's legs have all the colours of all the hair ever cut there.
#babayaugust #babayaugust2025 #babayaga #barber #hair #scissors #stylist #shave #cut #pole
(3/3)
If you bring her or play her music she's never heard, you will get a gift. If you're rude, she will press you and your screams into a limited-edition vinyl LP.
#babayaugust #babayaugust2025 #babayaga #record #store #vinyl #vintage #cassette #cd
(3/3)
Baba Yaugust 07. Video Store. Riding a giant VCR that can (fatally) fit a person inside it, and wielding a VHS of your life that can be recorded over, fast forwarded, rewound, erased, or lost in the shelves. (1/2)
#babayaugust #babayaugust2025 #babayaga #video #store #vhs #dvd #rental
Baba Yaugust 06. Best. Comic Shop. Ever. Riding a back-issue longbox and wielding a comic book that can eat you and become a bagged and boarded issue of your life on human skin that goes into the collection. (1/3)
#babayaugust #babayaugust2025 #babayaga #comic #shop #issues #longbox #marvel #dc
Baba Yaugust 05. Coffee Shop. The best and strongest coffee you've ever had made from magic beans. But if you're rude, it'll explode your heart and vibrate you into dust. The house sprints like a road runner and is incontinent.
#babayaugust #babayaugust2025 #babayaga #coffee #shop #grinder #cafe
The cat can grow to tiger sized. If you're rude, your might be reduced to your story and turned into a book forever. Her sister is the librarian Yaga but they don't talk. #babayaugust #babayaugust2025 #babayaga #bookstore #used #books #cat
(3/3)
Baba Yaugust 03. Greasy Spoon Diner. She flies on a red and chrome barstool. Whatever she writes on her pad comes out of the kitchen on her tray. If you tip well and use manners, you'll eat well. If not, good luck. #babayaugust #babayaugust2025 #babayaga #diner #waitress #rollerskate #greasy #spoon
Baba Yaugust 02. Bowling Alley. This Yaga rides a bowling pin wields a bowling ball. There are infinite lanes inside. If you're rude, you may end up inside a pin or a ball forever. A feather will guarantee you strikes.
#babayaugust #babayaugust2025 #babayaga #bowling #alley #strike #pin #ball #lane