An image of Bean, Lirio's nearly all black cat. Bean has very yellow eyes, and the tiniest locket of white on her chest. She has draped herself half on Lirio, half not on Lirio, but that has mostly been cropped out of frame to save Lirio, er, Bean some dignity because this was not at all a flattering pose. It's Bean's birthday, after all!

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Happy six monthiversary of your gotcha day & happy 1st birthday on this planet, Bean! You can't read any of this, because you're a cat, but: The world has been tough on you. But you didn't let that stop you from being curious, sweet, loving, and social -

An image of Lirio holding a house centipede by one of his bazillion legs.

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CW: bug / insect mention

Well, I am not sure if Beanie would be a mouser, but she does make a damn good bug catcher and I just had to take away this little fucker from her before she ate him

Beanie, you do not need parasites again! don't eat bugs! Tagged image as graphic for bug.

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Beanie got a new nickname

"munchkin punchkin"

but then! it morphed into monchki paçzki!

An image of Bean, the black cat, asleep with her front leggies out. She is lovingly wrapped in a white blanket, and she is sleeping on top of the crook of Lirio's legs while Lirio plays video games.

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My most favorite creature in the whole entire world.

An image of Bean, the 99.9% black cat that is cared for by Lirio. She is sitting in her dark blue cat tree, clearly in the middle of giving herself a bath with one leggie sticking out

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beholde my childe

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Feeling like a fucking asshole because I spilled a small amount of cold coffee onto Bean and now worried my accident may make her sick even though I cleaned her paws as fast as possible, it wasn't fast enough because she licked some off of her

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trying to figure out if I can give Beanie back her toys today or if I should wait until tomorrow. Today is 2 weeks post her spay-surgery *exactly* and it's been hard to keep her settled the last 3 days. she's been running in the apartment and I think she's ok?

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really hating the vet's office for not giving me meds to help keep Bean calm because the last three days have been yelling at my idiot cat to stop running around or she's going to hurt herself and trying to restrain her in some fashion until she chills out.

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Took Beanie to the vet for her spay and I got a call a short while ago that she's doing fine (🥹😭). concentrating on work until her pickup time is hard. my poor sweet baby!

they noticed that her liver enzymes were a little high so we're going to check on that in 3 months.

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I decided to get Bean some zoot suits for her spay recovery since she is sometimes a Donkus & doesn't drink right out of her fountain so the suit will allow her to drink while also keeping from being a hindrance to her own recovery. can't wait to share pre-surgery pics this weekend

I would do this except of the like 4 hashtags I've ever used in a serious manner the majority of them are #beanposting for my idiot child

You all laugh but #beanposting is how I catalog all manners of beans

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An image of Bean, the black cat, laying in Lirio's orange, blanket-covered lap with a paw outstretched. The light from the TV illuminates her silhouette.

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My cat is in my lap, comfy-fied, and even though the past three months have been hard on both of us, the fact that she has snuggled with me every night (and when she is feeling sleepy but wants company) is one of the best feelings in the world.

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Bean loves John Candy movies and honestly, it's proof that she was meant to be my cat, because same.

She loves watching him/listening to him.

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Day two of comforting my cat now that I understand she doesn't feel good. Being more intentional about giving her cuddles because she still doesn't really know how to ask for them, despite me trying to train her to 'ask.' We'll work on that when she feels a little better.

A close up of a can of "SER!OUS BEAN CO" Dr. Pepper "Sweet & a bit sassy" baked beans

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Garlic Jr, a teal muscular humanoid with grey pants is being sucked into the Dead Zone dimension. It's a vortex of red and yellow with rocks and columns being sucked up with him

When I'm #beanposting so much that I get sucked into beansky

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Man, I truly don't know how I'm supposed to do this. I accidentally fell asleep early last night, so then I fucked up my sleep schedule, which of fucking course, messed Bean up, to the point she *knocked over her food bowl*.

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Two days in a row, Bean has woken me up at 3 and 4AM doing her version of yowling/crying because, for some fucking reason, she thinks I'll just watch her eat. I did my best to ignore her but when you're sleep-deprived, 40-minutes is the most you can stomach.

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not sure if I made a post like this yet but

Nicknames I have for the cat:
Beany-weany
Beanie Baby
Burnt Chicken Nugget
Beanatha Jones
Chocolate Chip
Donkus
Honeybaby
Love / My Love
Menace
Mayhem
Sassy Molassy
Sweetie / Sweetie Baby
Weirdo

it's a wonder that she knows her actual name.

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In wild news, Bean stared at me and then floofed ALL THE WAY UP and I wasn't doing anything to accidentally startle her or threaten her. We were playing, but I stopped because she stopped, so like...

Bean why!!!! why did you do this!

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My cat: annoyed with me because I scolded her for chewing on the door stop

Me: I bought you so many other things to chew on! why don't you chew on those!

Me: Every day that you stray further from God's light is another day closer I am to renaming you Mayhem instead of Bean.

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