Go On! Hate My Being Bi, Black & Fit As I Turn 55 The pics of me in the title banner were taken on March 24, 2026 around 3 AM. That is exactly 1 week from my birthday which is on March 31st and almost to the minute since my time of birth is 2:57 A…

Keeping this 55 year-old body fit with the short #workout told in this article and still flipping the bird to the #BlackDontCrack idea racist white people (and their assimilators) run to explain my aging so well.

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I would worship her like a flipping idiot if she'd let me.

GOT DAYUM!!!! Lawd that GODDESS! *fans self*

SHE IS 69?!?!!!!! BITCH WHERE!

#SherylLeeRalph #BlackDontCrack

GOT DAYUM!!!!!

#SterlingKBrown #BlackDontCrack #50Where?

Holy shit. At 34, he looks like he could have been my dad when I was 34! However, this is rude to my father who was black and a lot better looking than that at 34 #blackdontcrack

Yup, I just turned 49! #blackdontcrack

Me cosigning some 90’s stuff my colleague said.

One 7th grader: “You were alive in the #90s ?”
Students start trying to guess my age this morning.
I thought you were 25?
32?
35?
🗣️ OLDER. 😏 I reply.

“YOUR MY MOM’S AGE!?!”
I never did answer.🤣🤣🤣

Oh dearhearts! #BlackDontCrack #Teacher

thats right the black kid won #BLACKEXCELLENCE #BLACKDONTCRACK

ugggggghhhhh that was creepy af! Alfonso Ribeiro and Jaleel White looked the most... non ai.

#BlackDontCrack

absolutamente ninguém nunca vai me convencer que um dos braços do racismo não é motivado pela inveja da pele negra. neurose com envelhecimento da pele sendo que #BlackDontCrack I will die on this hill

The Black power ranger is 59yrs old #BlackDontCrack

Well damn! You 23 now? 😏 #blackdontcrack

i was gonna make a post how nobody can tell that these photos were taken 10 years apart but I realize the gray beard hairs give it away. #blackdontcrack

Today I talked to a 92 ur old that looked 70 at most! #blackdontcrack

C'mon now '78! Let's show 'em how it's done!

#70sBabies #BlackSkyOver40 #BlackDontCrack

a girl sitting on a couch with the words black girl magic on her face ALT: a girl sitting on a couch with the words black girl magic on her face

Laura Loomer is younger than Jasmine Crockett, yet with all of the surgical alterations, manages to look 15 years older.
We Black women hold our years well! Can't improve on perfection.
#BlackDontCrack #BlackGirlMagic #BlackIsBeautiful

Being a college teacher who occasionally gets mistaken for a student is always an ego boost for me. 😊 #blackdontcrack #blackprivilege

she’s 70, mind you #blackdontcrack

My LAWD❣️ *falls to knees to bow down"

I am not worthy!

#Iman #BlackDontCrack #Supermodel #WontSheDoIt #PowHERful #70where?

All my white friends by
so amazed 🥰🥰
Lmao — love Kelly —Renee #blackdontcrack 🤩🤩

Got dayum this Black man is fine!

#BlackDontCrack #MorrisChestnut

He. Looks. Awesome!
#blackdontcrack

Not gonna lie, being a college teacher who sometimes gets mistaken for a student is an ego boost. #blackdontcrack

Let’s just be honest…
#Blackdontcrack #Blacksky

#StillLooksBetterThanLaraLoomer
#BlackDontCrack

I look forward to grandparents day every year.. I sit in there with my grandson like the Granny Diva I am… #BlackDontCrack

Angela Bassett is on The View… and my gawwwdddd 🤭

#BlackDontCrack

7 Black seniors celebrating a 70th birthday

#BlackGirlMagic #BlackDontCrack
Celebrating a 70th birthday

Mark Taylor still fine! Damn

#BlackDontCrack

But it's true! #blackdontcrack