Parp the horn, tweeple!! It’s #wineoclock!!11! #friYAY #nearYAYDecember #adventcalendarsready #contendersready #makeminealargeone #andthedrink #wonttouchthesides #ooervicar #chunkychips #dips #saltynuts #fishyfingers #pickytea #gassybloating #undotrouserbutton #thatsbetter #parp #blamethedog #bliss
Parp the horn, Bluesky drinkers!! It’s totes mcgotes #wineoclock!11! #friYAY #chardonnYAY #soaveYAY #freixenYAY #astispumantYAY #boozybuffet #beigebanquet #chunkychips #bitsanddips #saltynuts #fishyfingers #pickytea #gassybloating #undotrouserbutton #thatsbetter #parp #facemelter #blamethedog #bliss
Did someone say beveragino?! It’s totes mcgotes #wineoclock, Bluesky drinkers!!11! #friYAY #chardonnYAY #roseYAY #soaveYAY #freixenYAY #makeminealargeone #andthedrink #ooervicar #chips #dips #saltynuts #fishyfingers #pickytea #gassybloating #ibsflareup #parp #thatsbetter #blamethedog #bliss
Honk the horn, Bluesy drinkers!! It’s totes mcgotes #wineoclock!!11! #friYAY #febuYAY #chardonnYAY #freixenYAY #astispumantYAY #thatsenoughYAYs #chunkychips #bitsanddips #saltynuts #fishyfingers #pickytea #gassybloating #undotrouserbutton #thatsbetter #parp #blamethedog #whoeversmeltitdealtit #bliss
Turquoise stiletto heel pump with dark blue inscription “The dog ate my Gucci shoes.”
The dog ate my Gucci shoes.
#blamethedog
present day dogs have had it too good for too long we’re going back #BLAMETHEDOG
#cat 🐱😆 #cats 🐾🤦♂️ #catsofbluesky 😸🐾 #BlameTheDog 😂🐶 #CaughtInTheAct 🐾😹 #FelineExcuses 🐱😬 #InnocentKitty 😆😼 #TroubleMakerPaws 🐾👀 #CatFails 😹🪟 #EpicCatMoments 🐱🔥
#SilentButDeadly
#OopsIDidItAgain
#GasHappens
#FartLife
#NoShameInTheGame
#BlameTheDog
#OopsiePoopsie
#TootAndScoop
#GassyVibesOnly
#NaturalGas
#BreakingWind
#SilentAssassin
#PassingGas
#PootPride
#ItWasntMe
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Thinking of you. Sending love and strength. 😢 #blamethedog #sodslaw #wtf
Beau, a Yorkie puppy is lying on the floor at my feet looking up at me with innocence in his eyes
Screen shot of Apple Music heavy rotation mix with mostly songs from Tortured Poets.
#BeauTheYorkie is so obsessed with Tortured Poets that he’s taken over my Apple Music heavy rotation list #BlameTheDog
Fiancé and I were driving on sun afternoon. Dog has anxiety about being in car. Very sunny out, had the windows down. Smell something extra foul.
“Did the dog just poop?”
Realize the smell is from the bay (directly behind the street) being at low tide.
#BlameTheDog
#SorryKiddo
#StinkyBaySmell
