I suddenly find myself in need of a USB 2 type B cable. And I realise that, whilst house was fuckin' lousy with them 4 or 5 years ago, I don't seem to have a single one right now.
#SodsLaw

Oh no. 🙈🙈

I just did a perfect recital of the 1st Degree Charge ahead of my Masonic meeting later this evening.

If you do a perfect recital a few hours before the meeting you almost always forget the entire fucking thing at the actual time 🤣🙈

#SodsLaw
#Freemason

Of course. OF COURSE.
Misplaced my bottle of Zoflora at a client's, somewhere. Waited 3 weeks. Searched each client's house to find it. No go. Gave in last night, bought more.
This morning?
There it is, on the bath edge, behind a shower curtain I'd missed.
Gah!
#SodsLaw

Sod's Law, when my adverts say 'Outcalls Only', everyone asks for incalls. And when I can finally do incalls, they all want outcalls or car meets...if you have a car, you can drive to where I have a bed 🙃💀

#sexwork #irony #sodslaw #sexworkiswork

And of course…. It would make a rather good event centre…

But I’d only be called a “hurler on the ditch” if I said that 😏

#sodslaw #mindthesod

I think I can guarantee that'll be the day before you retire. 😉 #sodslaw etc

That’s cos you’re meant to eat the cornflakes not the bowls Helen ! 🤣It’s not too bad and it’s not giving her tootheache just annoying cos she only went for a check up at the end of November #Sodslaw 🐶🐾😘

Always the case! #sodslaw!

Why do we have crap weather when its the weekend? Then monday morning its crisp blue sky, chilly but nice!!

#sodslaw

One and only trick or treater knock just as #TheArchers starts #SodsLaw #BreadandButterFairy

Big bastard cloud over it for me. The east is clear #sodslaw

a man with pink hair is standing in front of a refrigerator with the words so frustrating written on it . ALT: a man with pink hair is standing in front of a refrigerator with the words so frustrating written on it .

I’ve just driven 570km from Plasencia to Getxo & I’ve lost count of the birds of prey I’ve seen: 3 red kites, 2 buzzards, 3 kestrels, 3 vultures & several more too far off to identify. All while I was unable to stop & take pictures of course. #SodsLaw

It just started literally the moment you posted. #sodslaw

Idiom Origins - Sod’s Law - History of Sod’s Law Sod’s Law Origin and History - This is a relatively recent synonym for the so-called Murphy’s Law. Sod’s Law is first cited in Britain during the late 1960s. Murphy’s Law, of course, states “...

It's the strangest thing: enquiries are sure to come in when you're either unwell or on holiday.

The reverse is also true.

idiomorigins.org/origin/sods-...

#SodsLaw
#xl8
#Idioms

A distant phone-camera shot of a black-backed gull on Las Arenas beach in Getxo, northern Spain.

It was drizzling & the tide was high so I didn’t bother taking the camera on my walk. Of course, I saw more birds on the sea front than I have for ages, including a black-backed gull. #SodsLaw #birds

Checked weather forecast for rain: no rain.
Hung out washing.
Noted that the outdoors water bowls were low.
Fetched water from kitchen to top them up.
Went out.

Aaaaaand . . . it's RAINING!

#RAIN #SodsLaw

I'm off work sick today, so is my small team busy working to cover my absence?

Nope, because the church our office is in has been evacuated due to somebody leaving the gas on all night. They're sitting in the car park drinking coffee. 😂 #SodsLaw

Dazzling morning + approaching English Bank Holiday weekend x major local event scheduled = ☔️🌊🌀⛈️🌪️🌫️🌩️🌨️
#eastbourne #eastsussex #bankholidayweather #sodslaw

Did you want soup? #sodslaw

If I go the loo the parcel will defo arrive won’t it? #sodslaw

C’mon Reds. Watch Leicester play like Brazil today #sodslaw

My go-to eco weekend habit is bird watching. There's a particular green woodpecker that I always go looking for which likes to hide behind trees and laugh at me 🌳 I only actively see it when I don't have my camera ( #sodslaw ) I'm always very happy when I do though 👀

wait; wait; wait; endless delays....

then suddenly, you'll have three

buses all arrive at once!

#7syllablesentence #wait #sodslaw

Screen Grab of a search result from F That Book with the Page title "Pitchforks for sale in Franklin Park, Illinois"

You know...

Before things keep getting out of hand.

I'm sure this was just due to a lorry load of sod spilled.

Heh #SodsLaw

I've been ready for ma bed since aboot half sivven inite 🤣 bets a tenner fan I actually dee ging tae ma bed I'll be wide awake 🙄 #sodslaw #perimenopause

Finally found a cork with a tight fit. It was obviously, pretty much, the last cork I tried #SodsLaw #Whisky

Shit Happens Mostly to Me So Don't Worry. WhiteText #taiche #shithappens #follow #funnyshit #itiswhatitis #facts #realshit #shitgetsreal #yikes #mythoughts #wtfisthis #shitcrazy #birthdaygifts #funnygifts #sodslaw #barnsleyisbrill #giftsforbrother #truth www.amazon.com/dp/B09MG8DBM6

Oh look! Lovely blue skies & sunshine, hardly any wind. Why wasn’t it like this yesterday morning?? Bloody typical #stormDarragh #sodslaw

I started doing the 1001 albums you must here generator at the weekend in a bid to listen to things I haven't heard.
It's just picking things I have heard!
#sodslaw

First photo, day off work. Second photo, back in work.
It's a conspiracy, I say.
#sodslaw #nz #weather