Nothing states how bad your eyesight is other than getting the expensive bill for the new glasses.
However, I console myself with the cost divided by the days in a year is relatively cheap.
#blindasabat
Had a fun experience at the optometrist this week. My optician was really fascinated by my big pupils, and their lack of reaction to light. She even measured them!
Do you think they'll send me to the circus now?
(should note; I'm sober (5yrs), so not caused by drugs)
#blindasabat
Sitting in the kitchen looking out at the garden for far too long at what I thought was a tiny bird on a branch… it was a leaf!!! 🍂 time to go back to Specksavers!! 👀
#SpeirGorm #BlindAsABat #Specksavers #Nature #Birb #Bird #Blind #Ireland #Leaves #Leaf
WAIT! I have a riddle for you...
I see without seeing.
To me, darkness is as clear as daylight.
What am I?
#BlindAsABat #Batman #BatmanForever #LongLiveTheBat
Wait, they JUST figured this part out?
"identified two primary causes. One is price transparency and predictability and the other is the level of ease of doing business with us."
Can’t wait for T-Mobile fiber to show up on the east side….
#blindAsAbat
Helpful hint: if you are up to level 250 in reading glasses, I find this very helpful. I put a tiny dot of fingernail polish under the spray hole. I'm tired of spraying perfume in my eyeballs. Maybe the perfume manufactures ought to think about this. 😂😂😂 #bondno9 #blindasabat #perfume
😧 It's time for new glasses when you can't read the back of the wine bottle 🤓. #priorities #blindasabat
And yes, apologies, it's a blurry mess; quick snap out the window as I was getting ready for the day's travails - although in hindsight, it does give a good impression of what my failing long sight is like uncorrected these days
#blindasabat
With Few Exceptions. Democratic Leadership is as
#BlindAsABat
Noted for posterity.
"After a review, Dominic Solanke was in an offside position in the build-up to the goal.
"This offside decision was sponsored by Specsavers.
"If you thought he was onside, use code #BlindAsABat for 20% off your next eye test.
"Spurs ready! Liverpool ready!
"Three! Two! One!"
#FunFactsAboutMe
I had cataracts @ 23, which is an odd age for them. As a consequence all my MDs tried to figure out the etiology. One even asked if I'd been struck by lightening. I think the possibility you might get cataracts one day is the last thing I'd worry about if I had been. #BlindAsABat
If you see me at the con, come say hello as I may not see you!! :) #blindasabat
Just got my eyes dialyzed. Have to hold phone at arm's length to see text. Makes me think I'm old. Glad I'm not! #blindasabat
So where did I leave my mobile phone? On my desk, between keyboard and cup of tea. #blindasabat
Got slamed by a monsterr wave this evning and lost my specss! #blindasabat #internationalrescue
