They say you #cantteachanolddognewtricks but she sure picked these up quickly! she's even learned the command Stop! so I can take them off and put them on. #goodgirl #whosagoodgirl #doglover #petshoes

A few of my fellow developers have commented on me using light mode at work in IDEs. It’s probably down to me developing in Sinclair BASIC. Wasn’t really an option on a stock ZX81 and looked clearer on a Spectrum. #CantTeachAnOldDogNewTricks

Lol. Well, I guess civilised discourse and disagreement is too much for some. Keep talking at peopl, being condescending, and touting your irrelevant certifications. I’m sure that will work for you. #CantTeachAnOldDogNewTricks

I still don't and think never will understand linkedin. #cantteachanolddognewtricks #socialnetworkfail