Catty Cattenheimer from the game Deltarune sits at the counter in QC's Diner with her sister Catti - a waitress. Catty slaps the counter repeatedly to get her sister's attention, her eyes shaped like cartoon hearts with her tongue lolling out of her mouth as she leans forward excitedly. Catty: OHMYGAWWWWD, CATTI-CATTI-CATTI LOOOOK! It's Azzy Dreemurr home from colleeege!...

Asriel Dreemurr from Deltarune sits by himself in a booth at QC's Diner while on his phone. Catty continues to speak from the previous panel to her sister, offscreen. Catty: ...and he's even cuter than before he left - let's fucking gooooo! He's got this, like, athletic twunky thing going on now, and, like, honestly? I am soooo here for it, big time. I guess he ditched the glasses for contacts. Personally, I thought the glasses were *super* cute, but, like, I can still totally work with this.

Catty leans forward onto the diner countertop as she leers in Asriel's direction, her tail flipping around excitedly behind her. Her sister stands behind the counter with a blank, unamused expression. Catty: It's time to seal the deal that I couldn't close back in high school. I'm finally gonna get my paws on that sweet fluffy ass of his, and when I do I'm gonna snap him in half like a fucking twig. I swear to fucking God.

Catty gets up off the counter and tugs her shirt down tightly as to accentuate her bust, a determined expression on her face. Catty: Alright! Let's do this thing! How do the goods look? Are the Cattenheimer cans on point? Catti continues to look bemused. Catti: All those nights spent attempting to summon demons and I was blind to the fact that I was already kin to a succubus. Ironic.

"A Prelude to the Ruination of the Monster 'Asriel Dreemurr'"

OR

"How I Learned to Stop Worrying and fw Fat [non-derogatory] Cat Women"

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