#coreyperryfacts

Working on my bracket and realizing that because of the Corey Perry Curse™️ it would be foolish not to put the Lightning in on the east. I don’t want to, but I just reconcile with these #coreyperryfacts

Dallas, may the odds be ever in your favor, little homies.

Congratulations to the Tampa Bay Lightning on their Stanley Cup final berth. Connor McDavid, now’s your chance.
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Corey Perry thinks he's playing NHL '99 but, like, IRL.

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Corey Perry thinks the blue ice in front of the goal IS the goal.

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Corey Perry stops his dryer early to his clothes are nice and damp.

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Corey Perry applauds when the plane lands.

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Corey Perry waters down his milk.

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Corey Perry's favorite teammate is Drew Doughty #CoreyPerryFacts

Corey Perry's favorite NFL player is Aaron Rodgers #CoreyPerryFacts

Corey Perry thinks RFK has a point. #CoreyPerryFacts

Corey Perry's favorite airline is Spirit #CoreyPerryFacts

Corey Perry loved Jared Leto's performance in Tron: Ares. It's his favorite movie since Morbius. #CoreyPerryFacts

I'm saddened that the greatness that was #CoreyPerryFacts is lost to the demise of Twitter.

I will never tire of #CoreyPerryFacts though (may have to look on the other site).

Evergreen skeets. #coreyperryfacts

I do not know who Corey Perry is and that should make him feel bad because even I’m dunking on him now.
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Corey Perry's owns 3 cybertrucks #CoreyPerryFacts

Corey Perry loved that parade in DC last weekend #CoreyPerryFacts

Corey Perry is not a 2024-2025 Stanley Cup champion. #CoreyPerryFacts

Corey Perry has now lost the second most Stanley Cup Finals series. #CoreyPerryFacts

What I want to know is how Corey Perry’s sweat was smuggled to Mexico for this Luchador to use it #CoreyPerryFacts @booksavvy.bsky.social

corey perry drives slow in the left lane #coreyperryfacts

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Corey Perry listens to Nickelback and chugs Mountain Dew Code Red before every game. #CoreyPerryFacts

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Corey Perry scoops his bagels. #CoreyPerryFacts

Corey Perry takes 60 minutes to cook minute rice. #CoreyPerryFacts

Corey Perry pees in the shower. Even when he isn’t showering.
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Axe Body Spray is just an aerosol of Corey Perry’s tears. #CoreyPerryFacts

Corey Perry requires help with velcro shoes #CoreyPerryFacts