PICTURED: Uh-oh! The *unfulfilled* wife's favorite Christmas song, "Santa, I Need Your Sack Down my Chimney" has somehow made it onto the karaoke list at the company holiday party (mandatory attendance and the loser gets fired)! MARTHA: "Alright, Clark, looks like you've drawn "Santa, I Need Your Sack Down my Chimney" as your karaoke song for tonight. What a classic! Just channel those dissatisfied housewife vibes, with a very flirty undertone, and you'll nail it!" CLARK: "B-but... well... I'm not exactly fit for playing that role, Martha... I think--" MARTHA: "Nobody gives a damn what you think for the next 4 minutes and 20 seconds, except for how you enunciate that you've been nice all year, but your loser husband makes you want to get naughty with Santa. For that time, you are gay. Now sing, BOY!!!"
From the Archives: originally drawn 12-24-2021
I had been sick with mono for 3 weeks when I drew this but wouldn't find out it was mono until after new years
#ebullientsoup #cursedmemes #karaoke #corporatememes #corporateholidays
