🤣🤣🤣 ceramic bowls taste better billy! Glad its not giving your mam gyp but its a cost we could both do without. My dad did his on an almond over christmas so its his turn next week 🤪 #CouldntMakeItUp
@lucyrigby.bsky.social @RachelReevesMP #LabourHypocrisy proposed @HS2ltd project,Tories started to build it @teamlabouruk.bsky.social wanted to stop it, it was scaled back going as far as Birmingham, now #Labour Hypocrites banging on about building a railway they campaigns to stop #Couldntmakeitup
Yup. #CouldntMakeItUp
#CouldntMakeItUp ⤵️
The biggest shock to the World economy since the second World War..
This is the Labour supporting Daily Mirror front page...
'Harry's charity probe'
#TomorrowsPapersToday
#bbcqt
I know, its so cynical 😖 Our new Vet is called Helen and has a female border terrier of her own, the same age as Heidi, so we get great care now! 😄 #CouldntMakeItUp
Oh dear. The Lib Dem pick for elected metro mayor doesn't actually agree with the role. #CouldntMakeItUp
www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/news/politic...
Ok, so who had "Tories calling Brexit a bad idea" on their bingo card for January? I need to know what lottery number to pick #couldntmakeitup #toryshambles
Kemi Badenoch channels Gordon Gekko #couldntmakeitup
Sunak's unforgiveable D-Day blunder seems to be taking up all the news oxygen, but it's worth noting that on @LBC earlier the Children's Minister, David Johnston, admitted he didn't know how much child benefit is. The Children's Minister. #couldntmakeitup
Credibility gap...
Does Jez live in another universe?
#jeremyhunt #tories #CnotH #budget2024 #couldntmakeitup
So annoyed by the seam at the end of socks I’ve had to buy pressure socks from Germany. #couldntmakeitup #firstworldproblems
So annoyed by the seam at the end of socks I’ve had to buy pressure socks from Germany. #couldntmakeitup #firstworldproblems
Building problems 101.....Jonny James can’t open his phone cos he’s sanded his fingerprints off and I stapled my finger. #couldntmakeitup #whatapairofmuppets #gettingverytirednow
Building problems 101.....Jonny James can’t open his phone cos he’s sanded his fingerprints off and I stapled my finger. #couldntmakeitup #whatapairofmuppets #gettingverytirednow
Building problems 101.....Jonny James can’t open his phone cos he’s sanded his fingerprints off and I stapled my finger. #couldntmakeitup #whatapairofmuppets #gettingverytirednow
I can smell #sttotteringhamsday approaching-better late than never #afc #COYG #couldntmakeitup 😀😀😀😀
@BBCWomansHour's now running a piece on white women stealing black women's arses...
#couldntmakeitup
This reads like a @newsbiscuit headline but actually it's from The Guardian http://gu.com/p/3n38m/tw via @guardian #couldntmakeitup #x100
Amazingly, tar sands oil (dilbit) is exempt from the usual 8c/barrel oil spill levy. #CouldntMakeItUp www.treehugger.com/corporate-responsibility...
'Isn't that going to damage your lens?' #couldntmakeitup
Another one for my 'I've got to get a copy of this paper' folder. #couldntmakeitup www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2210784/Bri...
Another one for my 'I've got to get a copy of this paper' folder. #couldntmakeitup www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2210784/Bri...
New research on overeating from Dr Burger, covered by @jonahlehrer www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/03/why... #couldntmakeitup
Hacking comes to the countryside http://bit.ly/xvafvJ #hacking #horse #couldntmakeitup h/t @paulwaugh
Can't wait to see King Kenny in his Craig Bellamy is innocent and definitely not a racist tshirt... #LFC #DutchCunt #CouldntMakeItUp
'Ophiuchus'. Is that Latin for 'oh, for fuck's sake'? #newzodiacsign #couldntmakeitup #ohwaittheyjustdid