What day is the #Rapture this week?
IMPORTANT: Don’t forget to set your clocks forward 1 hour for #DaylightRaptureTime.
You wouldn’t want to miss it - AGAIN‼️
#cRapture
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I love that they just had a failed rapture. I picture people stuck on the undersides of awnings, in trees, on ceilings, or just wedged halfway through the sky. "This is a terrible rapture!" #CRAPTURE
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Still here apparently. #Crapture
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Yeah, but man can we dole out some #Crapture
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It was yet another #MAGA spelling error. They meant to say that the #Crapture would occur today, and it did.
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Turned out to be a load of #Crapture
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Has anyone seen any humans flying without the aid of a machine yet today? Or suddenly disappearing into thin air?
What I'm really asking for is links to TikTok and YouTube videos of very disappointed religious idiots to brighten my day.
#Rapture #Crapture
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No chance either will happen but, it'd be hilarious if, instead of floating upward, their feet worked like drill bits and started screwing them into the ground and straight to Hell. The looks on their faces would be priceless. 😂😂😂
#TheRapture
#Rapture
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#DidYouKnow despite there having been over 2000 judgment day/end of days predictions since the supposed birth of Jesus, a grand total of....none of these have come true.
So forgive me for not getting dressed up for this one 😏
#TuesdayThoughts
#Religiots
#Crapture
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Bring on the #Crapture and flush these #Trump #MAGA evangelical FAKE #Christian turds away so the rest of us can go on living our lives in peace.
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This image just tears me apart.
My husband started calling these snatchings “the #crapture”
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At least have him fill out the application and sit for a cognitive test. #crapture
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I wish for the rapture to come but to only take the advertising and marketing executives who enable corporations to bleed us and this planet dry and use Human weakness as a sales tool. #Crapture
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Cheerio to any 'Merkins taken up in today's #crapture
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