To mark my 1st year of NOT marathoning #TilDeathDoUsBlart in its entirety, I’m making my post about the annual podcast +2months late. Oops.😅🤷
#DeathBlart #2025 #Episode11 #PaulBlartMallCop2
🎧📲: open.spotify.com/episode/0DS2...
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. #DeathBlart
'Til Death Do Us Blart Your top podcast You streamed 4,252 minutes and you are a top 3% fan
I'm researching Spotify alternatives, but I needed to post a weirdly proud personal stat
TOP 3% BITCHES
@justinmcelroy.bsky.social
#DeathBlart #TheShadowmanIsREAL
This is so relevant now that I’ve taken the plunge on listening to Till Death Do Us Blart (aka #DeathBlart).
just finished catching up for the year
dang… when the boys started #deathblart, I was in my 20s
okay, theory:
they started with the Net Gun Store. gotta have an immobilizing net gun, that's so fun!
then they realized the net gun prop wouldn't work
too hard to CGI a net
what could they easily CGI?
enter… the Big Sticky Mess
#deathblart
Things have been going so badly that I forgot it's #DeathBlart time. I hope the mood of this year's ep is positive, I need the boost.
It’s #Thanksgiving Day, which means it’s time for the drop of America’s most beloved annual Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 podcast. #DeathBlart open.spotify.com/episode/0DS2...
It's the best day of the year. It's finally here. The greatest podcast in all of history, back for another romp through the wonders of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. #DeathBlart www.themcelroy.family/podcasts/til...
Comic, Page 1: P1: Outer space, showing several distant planets and a star, focusing on a foreground ringed planet that appears to have oceans and continents with large visibly man-made alterations, including bridges and a central trench of city circling the planet. Narration: "There are 11 billion sentient life forms on this planet. Uncountable artificial intelligences, consciousnesses stored in the core, more arriving every day" P2: A hand touches the top of an alien-looking casket. Narration: "One less, now." P3: The face of an alien person with an expression of grief, with pupil-less eyes, distinctive cheek markings, a metallic hoop around their neck, and a cloak, referred to from now as "MC". P4: Another person appears behind the first, with a floating holographic display of information in front of their face. Other person: "I take it you are aware of the duty the late Vhixyr is trusting to you?" MC: "Yes, I was told long ago."
Page 2: P1: MC is pictured silhouetted from behind, standing in front of a far-future city, full of other citizens and glass transport tubes in the sky stretching into the distance. Narration: "Out of over 11 billion, me." P2: (Blank) Narration: "Despite Vhixyr's insistence that I was just the best fit, I always wondered-" P3: MC's foot stepping on a panel. Narration: "I wondered if my dear grandparent harbored some secret resentment," P4: MC standing in front of a doorway, raising a hand to a glowing panel on the wall. Behind the doorway is swirling shapes and light. Narration: "...or if they just thought I was the only one who could forgive them for this life-long burden?" P5: MC walking on a transparent bridge through a void filled with swirling light. Narration: "But really, all that mattered-" P6: (Blank) Narration: "Is that there are five of them. ...of us."
Page 3: P1: Two arch-shaped desks with small cylindrical devices with 3 bulbs protruding from them, and a fan-shaped holographic display behind them showing a wave-form. MC: "I wasn't expecting your equipment to look so... ancient?" P2: A zoomed out view of the room, showing MC speaking to a larger smiling alien with an arch-shaped structure on their back, referred to from here as Council 1. Council 1: "For taking vibrations in the air. Ancient traditions, after all." P3: From behind MC, still speaking to Council 1, who is pointing at their own mouth. Council 1: "And I see you've been practicing your oral language!" MC: "No small effort - but we need to be able to speak this way for a full cycle after all." Council 1: "You get used to it." P4: Showing MC now. Council 1: "I trust you have now... viewed it, as well?" MC: "...of course." P5: Zooming out, showing both MC and Council 1, and another person in the back of the room by a large holo display. This person (Council 2) is slim, wearing a dark sleeveless shirt and a large brace over their shoulders. Council 2: "As of now, Earth has reached 89.3% of its sun-cycle." Council 1: "Then we will begin."
Page 4: P1: From left to right seated at the desk in front of holo displays, Council 2, Council 1, and a third Council member with a robe and a U-shaped brace framing their head, all with somber expressions. Council 1: "Today we welcome Thonriel, third grandchild of Vhixyr, to the order of T'ddub. Thonriel has the terrible and honorable charge of speaking first today, as our order convenes for audiograph number 0X7B65D. -ahem- So... what did you think?" P2: Thonriel (MC), wearing a grim expression and slamming their hand down on their own desk. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is still a bad movie."
The council convenes once more
#deathblart
A photo of an iPad screen featuring the 2025 episode of Til Death Do Us Blart
There’s one tradition that matters today and it’s #deathblart
Aaaaah , yes.
Time for #deathblart
Screenshot of a podcast player eight minutes into the 2025 episode of Til Death Do Us Blart
It’s that time of year again. #DeathBlart #DeathBlart2025
It's #DeathBlart day!!
What a nice surprise 💕
(It's a #podcast) www.themcelroy.family/podcasts/til...
This is brought to you by the fact there is a new episode of #DeathBlart and not me being at the airport picking someone up, thank god. That airport is a mess rn!
Some amazing looking fried chicken wings frying in a pot of oil
#DeathBlart I’m n the smart speaker, #MST3K on the tv, chicken frying on the stove
Thanksgiving is off to a good start
Run five miles, drink eight cups of beer, then take the shuttle home and bake two pies while listening to #DeathBlart. Thanksgiving rules.
It has arrived again.....the day when I get to watch the movie of all time, the ultimate masterpiece.....paul blart mall cop 2 #DeathBlart
everyones lives just prolonged waiting between episodes of #deathblart
I think Travis might be the PBMC2 of #DeathBlart
In the first handful of episodes, he takes some massive swings at jokes and topics, interjecting with things from PB1 when they’re not at all relevant etc
BUT
Sometimes he will deliver an absolute haymaker of a comparison
(1/2)
I think I started this year’s #DeathBlart re-listen too late, I’ve only made it to the 2020 bonus episode
I love listening to these goobers cinematically torture themselves on an annual basis
A 4 hour Defunctland video, #MST3KTurkeyDay and (soon) another #DeathBlart episode
See? The universe does indeed want us to be happy
As usual I forgot to start my #deathblart marathon until the day before Thanksgiving, so I'm trying to blast through at 1.5x while at work
remember to leave out some smog on your earthquake flakes for father blartmas tonight #deathblart
So begins my annual listening to Death to us Blart from the getgo. #deathblart is eternal!
