Of course not--you're not the ass-kissing type of woman he'd want in the bunker.
It's strange how your alt-son is such ass-kisser and cow-molester who, according to @theonion.com, has a leaking anus. I bet they won't even let Devin into the bunker because of the smell.
#DevinNunesHasALeakingAnus
I love all the tweets by you & @nunesalt.bsky.social that got #DevinNunesHasALeakingAnus trending, especially when you insisted people shouldn’t retweet the hashtag or @theonion.com story that reported this. You & @nunesalt.bsky.social are geniuses.
That should be #DevinNunesHasALeakingAnus.
Hay, Cow, I hope Devin forever ruminates about @theonion.com’s story for his apparent eternity in the lowest circles of the afterworld for abusing online ruminants & his online alt-mother.
#devinnuneshasaleakinganus
Maybe Trump will throw Devin Nunes under the bus for leaking, as @theonion.com has reported on his leaking. Reposting this story may not be fair, as it’s a different sort of leak. I think @devincow.bsky.social might know more. #DevinNunesHasALeakingAnus
Hay, Cow, remember when you and @nunesalt.bsky.social would try to stop the hashtag #devinnuneshasaleakinganus from trending by reminding folks not to retweet it because it hurt his feelings? Good times.
Why not go with @theonion.com’s story about Devin Nunes’s leaking anus? Devin hates it when this story gets reposted even if it gives him another thing in common with Trump.
#devinnuneshasaleakinganus
Hey, @devincow.bsky.social, even Devin and his reportedly leaking anus never infected this much milk with fecal borne contaminants. This might break @nunesalt.bsky.social heart 💔. There's finally not one but two dairy farmers as dumb as her son.
#DevinNunesHasALeakingAnus #MAGAfecalMilk #MAHAHAHA
Where's @nunesalt.bsky.social when you need her to tell about how her alt-son Devin and #PedoDon bonded over their shared GI issues, low IQs, greed, and hatred of animals?
#DevinNunesHasALeakingAnus
#TrumpHasALeakingAnus
#TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#TrumpIsAPedo #FuckIce
BTW, you know how Devin hates when #DevinNunesHasALeakingAnus trends? Imagine how Trump feels when #TrumpHasALeakingAnus trends. I bet only #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles, #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles, or #TrumpIsAPedo going viral would anger him more. So never use or repost any of these hashtags.
#FuckIce
You can tell even though that's a red Solo cup, it contains no ICE. Also did you see the story in @theonion.com reporting that Devin Nunes has a leaking anus? I saw (and heard) Trump's abbreviated news conference today, so I guess Trump's just like Devin.
#FuckIce
#DevinNunesHasALeakingAnus
Did you follow Devin Cow? Being herd was good. She was kind & decent, & was great at getting #DevinNunesHasALeakingAnus from the Onion story to trend. The cow would have given the couchfucker the same as she gave the cowfucker.
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La madre de Devin, @nunesalt.bsky.social, necesita menos enemigos e incluso menos hijos con el ano goteando.
#DevinNunesTieneUnaFugaEnElAno
#DevinNunesHasALeakingAnus
Devin says that all the time. I guess that means the story in @theonion.com about his leaking anus is true, and he has to go to the crapper all the time.
No wonder that story and the hashtage #DevinNunesHasALeakingAnus get re-skeeted all the time.
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