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An elephant walks into a grocery store and asks:
— "Do you have eggs?"
Clerk: "Chicken eggs?"
Elephant: "No, chocolate ones. I’m on a diet." 🐘🍫
#FunnyVideo #FunnyAnimals
#DietFail #GroceryLogic #StandUpElephant 🤓
My Calorie Counter App: Your weight is going in the wrong direction, are you sure you're logging everything?
Me: The only thing I've had "off books" is a pack of mints.
App: Mints?
Me: They were thin
App: So you ate a box of Thin Mints?
Me:
App:
Me: New phone who dis...
#DietFail
Me: I should eat healthier.
Also me: fuck it, I'm getting chicken parm because things suck.
#dietfail #food #comfortfood
Who can relate to this? #weightlossjourney #weighlossgoals #thesixpackrevolution #bodytransformation #thesixpackrevolution #dietfail
I started trying to lose weight and got myself on a low calorie diet that tells me how much I can eat to lose weight. I’ve gained 4 pounds after eating less 😭
#dietfail
"I really need to sort my diet out whilst I'm not going to work" he said whilst eating Cheesy chips #fail #dietfail 🍛🍽️
The courgette & sultana cake @coffeehopper is simply irresistible #dietfail #triathlon #carboloading http://t.co/4p5TDTqAW8
In other news, I'm also now too tired to eat dinner. I had a granola bar, 2 mini cupcakes, a mini bag of fritos & Gatorade today. #dietfail
having a calorie fest. #dietfail totally blaming pms
So why is it I am full from soup, put half back for tomorrow's lunch, then 5 min later i am like CANDY #dietfail
#dear gym: imma need 15 extra pounds to hurry up & slide off. Its been 5months already & the littlest intake of lemon cake ever #dietfail
#dear twitter: i also will not eat this instant-ass oatmeal. it taste all instant-y no matter the butter&raisins i put in it. #dietfail
I may have a brownie on my plate, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to use artificial sweetener in my tea. #dietfail
Broke down and bought some Girl Scout cookies today. #dietFAIL!!
