Against all odds I actually got some players interested in my stupid ass "dnd 6ep" game (check the hastag) so I might actually be running this. That being said; any of you randos who see this have ideas for absurd game rules you'd like to share? #dnd #dnd6ep
In 6ep there will be new gods. Not filling new roles, it's just that some people became too good of friends and now we have to replace the ones that were killed #dnd #dnd6ep
Long ago, video games were inspired by dnd. Now it's time for dnd to be inspired by video games. In 6ep, dnd will have glitches. Specifically, a glitch with a 5% chance to corrupt your character's save file every time you come to a session without a snack for the dm #dnd #dnd6ep
Given the state of things, we have decided that it would be fitting for 6ep to ship with official optional rules to turn it into a drinking game. Fail a saving through or ability check? Take a drink. Your character just died? Time to get chuggin' #dnd #dnd6ep
We thought the psycho dlc in borderlands 2 was cool so 6ep will have a barbarian subclass that gives you benefits when you're on fire #dnd #dnd6ep
Good point, in 6ep all character traits and flaws will come with perks and detriments and you will be assigned a plus or minus point score for each. You won't be allowed to take a perk if it would drop you below 0 points. Also you get an extra hp for every 1000 words in your backstory #dnd #dnd6ep
Our research shows that people do not like dice (based on analytics from a market research company averaging all demographics in the US), so for 6ep we are removing the use of dice from combat entirely. We will instead develop an entirely new and not controversial combat system #dnd #dnd6ep
In 6ep the monsters will be bigger. And the player characters will be too. In fact, every single thing will be bigger. You can just use the 5e scales since it will all be bigger by the same proportion but just remember that 6ep is bigger and better #dnd #dnd6ep
We're not gonna stop at just letting you be a little lucky or a little unlucky; in dnd 6ep, your luck can be EXTREME. Advantage and disadvantage will be allowed to stack. You'll roll up to an additional 2 d20 for 2 stacks, and then get a plus or minus 1 to the roll for each stack after #dnd #dnd6ep
Character backgrounds will include one where your character was in a scooby doo style group of mystery investigators #dnd #dnd6ep
Spell casters will be allowed to cast a spell of their highest slot level if they are out of casts and die in the process. If they still have a lower level slot unspent they can instead spend it and receive as many levels of exhaustion as the level difference #dnd #dnd6ep
Fuck it, Spell Slots are Spell Sluts now. You have as many scantily clad people as you would have slots and they each can cast a spell of their level, then they die. They're half phoenix and come back after the appropriate rest. It's an optional rule and their gender is up to the player #dnd #dnd6ep
Our edition goes up to level 21. Also, players who like a challenge or want to stretch a campaign out a little longer can start at level 0 #dnd #dnd6ep
You know what, if I'm gonna take on the responsibility of making a new dnd edition, I'm going full jk rowling. Strahd is bisexual now, and in fact he always was. But he is NOT trans #dnd #dnd6ep #jkrowling
Collabs are the popular thing now right? We've decided to allow spell casters to choose on level up to permanently sacrifice a spell slot for a ror2 beetle guard minion. If it dies it returns from the dead after 5 turns and it scales with you as you level. #dnd #dnd6ep
Armor will be re-balanced so that the armor rating depends on both the material and how sexy it is. If you're playing a thick ass barbarian man with a string bikini you shall be unstoppable #dnd #dnd6ep
To encourage a larger active player base, we've taken inspiration from the daily login bonuses of some video games. Players will be given the ability to give 1 roll of their choice advantage for each week past the first they attend a session without missing one #dnd #dnd6ep
The name has been changed to dnd 6ep, because there was an intent to release it as a short musical album and change the required method of player responses to freestyle raps to the various beats. The idea was scrapped but not before things were printed and branded so "6ep" stays #dnd #dnd6e #dnd6ep
