"Basty"??
DAMN
Nasty, I meant.
Yet...
No, it can't mean THAT, I know my parents were married!
#DrunkPosting
If I can get just one birthday wish granted: it be having so much fucking money to commission a lot art before the limp dick prudes find a way to stop that from happening. #drunkposting
People who follow my timeline because I repost catpix and nice art must be a bit startled when I start #drunkposting.
Additional proof that the Trump Crime Cult, & ICE/CBP in particular, are chock-full of nutbaskets. ๐ค
#WhenMoronsGetPower
#CrimeDrivenGovernnent
#DrunkPosting
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Wife and I just had some new friends over for the first time since moving to a new state and it felt so familiar and so fun. Just getting drinky and shooting the shit and playing board games. God, I missed that more than I thought.
Go tell a friend you appreciate them tonight.
#drunkposting
gripikalli #drunkposting
Regular-Sized Rudy is a brilliant character name. Maybe the best character name.
#drunkposting #BobsBurgers #RegularSizedRudy
Maybe i'm just drunk but liike dude I hope that I get this job I applied for cause it would be HUGE for my resume to have an actual project beyond just "game jams" yk #gamedev #drunkposting #artist
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#IJustWantToIseYourLoveTonight #NewWave #80sForever #DrunkPosting
I wish I had unlimited money to help people with. So many people just need a hand to succeed.
Donate your old stuff to somewhere other than goodwill. Some areas have a free store you can donate stuff to so people who actually need it can have it.
#drunkposting #disregard
"MAYBE I COULD FIND SOME ALIEN POOP AGAIN!" #DrunkPosting #SakamotoDays #NoContext
Not to sound like n immature virgin who knows nothing about sex but the idea of someone kissing my pussy n asshole is so hot, I just want someone 2 make out with my private parts ๐๐ #horny #nsfw #drunkposting #intoxkink #virgin #anal #lewd #gooner #goonbait #taboo #boycunt
i love miku #drunkposting
As promised hehe, probably not my best work but still #horny #nsfwfurry #furrynsfw #yiff #rule34 #lewd #drunkposting #intox #nsfwart
I could be the outlet for all the kinks ur too embarrassed or shy or ashamed to tell anyone else, all u have to do is use me #horny #intox #useme #drunkposting #nsfw #goonsky #pervbait #lewd #rule34 #r34 #nolimits #attentionwhore #dmsopen #furrynsfw
This is what you get with Gen Xโers drinking while reminiscing about old cartoons.
#literotica #erotica prompt:
Mr. Ranger from Yogi Bear goes to a furry convention.
Yes, I am still a little buzzed.
#drunkposting
Thinking about my intox kink rn ๐ซฃ๐ซฃ
#nsfw #nsfwsky #nsfwbsky #kink #kinksky #kinkbsky #highposting #drunkposting #hardkink #cnc #intoxkink #intoxcnc #nfsw #nsfwsky #adultonly #goon #gooning #gooner #goonette #18+ #porn #hentai #rapethreats #cnc #noncon #fakeboy #forced
I love being this drunk n high #highposting #drunkposting #hardkink #cnc #intoxkink #intoxcnc
Waaaay too much partying with friends tonight so no stream tomorrow guys, sorry! ๐
#tipsy #drunkposting #selfcare #friends <3
Don't forget to connect with the people you care about the most in this world (especially right now). I hope you all have a good rest of your weekend ๐๐
PICTURED: FBI Agent Smitty stops in for lunch at Chick-fil-A. He's just received his sandwich and ate it all in one bite because he's on that sigma grindset and you just wouldn't understand. Anyways, he's just realized that his cashier is actually infamous assassin Gordon Glenhatty, the FBI's #1 most wanted fugitive who spent his childhood committing war crimes in the former Yugoslavia and has murdered all 23 senators who told him that restoring Serbia's historic glory was "not something the government, or I for that matter, will ever give a shit about" and to "get the hell out of my office". AGENT SMITTY: "I've had a look through your files, Mr. Glenhatty, and I must say... 23 senators assassinated in 5 days. Impressive. I just want to know one thing... who the hell do you work for?" GORDON: "Sir, I work at Chick-fil-A. By the way, that sandwich had cyanide in it. Agent Smitty then yells "bullshit" but immediately dies of cyanide poisoning, allowing Gordon to slip out the back door and continue his killing spree.
From the Archives: originally posted 5-15-2021
pretty sure this one was drawn at a party while drunk. I tended to do that a lot back then. Anyways check the alt text it's better than the actual post imho
#ebullientsoup #smoothcriminal #cursedmemes #DontEatThat #drunkposting
I think it belongs in a #Drunkposting thread and a block.
Yes, blood alcohol content or whatever, but can they see my blood mountain Dew content? I think not. #Drunkposting
If the apocalypse is nigh, I'm grabbing a 5th of tequila, a half gallon of chocolate icing and a bag of circus peanuts.
#apocalypse #theendisnigh #drunkposting
Nvm, was a meme thing but fucked it up. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ #drunkposting
Party on Garth!
Party on Wayne!
#DrunkPosting
I hope this second one was written better #drunkposting