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A Cleveland Butterball
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I've fallen down an Instagram rabbit hole of watching people eat things they shouldn't. Send help. For the love of all that is good in the world, do not send tinned fish. Ever.
Carry on. That is all.
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These GMOs are getting outta hand
#affinityinc #drivebeyondhorizons #donteatthat
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Living with a dog means figuring out wtf I just stepped on and making sure I pick it up so it doesnโt get eaten.
#DogLife #LivingWithDogs #PetParentProblems #WhatDidIStepOn #MysteryMess #DontEatThat #LifeWithPaws #GrossButCute #DogDrama #PetLifeReality #EveryDayIsWeird
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Beautiful, deadly cake.
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DON'T EAT THAT | The Walking Dead| S1 Ep 1
#WalkingDead #DontEatThat #TWD #Season1 #Episode1 #ZombieApocalypse #Survival #HorrorSeries #TWDCommunity #FearTheWalkingDead #thewalkingdead
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On today's episode of "Don't eat that!"
I don't even know where Pixie found this. And of course, now she's sleeping peacefully like she didn't just make me chase her through the house and up the stairs to get this out of her mouth. ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ
#cats #orangecat #toddlers #DontEatThat #TheOrangeChronicles
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PICTURED: FBI Agent Smitty stops in for lunch at Chick-fil-A. He's just received his sandwich and ate it all in one bite because he's on that sigma grindset and you just wouldn't understand. Anyways, he's just realized that his cashier is actually infamous assassin Gordon Glenhatty, the FBI's #1 most wanted fugitive who spent his childhood committing war crimes in the former Yugoslavia and has murdered all 23 senators who told him that restoring Serbia's historic glory was "not something the government, or I for that matter, will ever give a shit about" and to "get the hell out of my office". AGENT SMITTY: "I've had a look through your files, Mr. Glenhatty, and I must say... 23 senators assassinated in 5 days. Impressive. I just want to know one thing... who the hell do you work for?" GORDON: "Sir, I work at Chick-fil-A. By the way, that sandwich had cyanide in it. Agent Smitty then yells "bullshit" but immediately dies of cyanide poisoning, allowing Gordon to slip out the back door and continue his killing spree.
From the Archives: originally posted 5-15-2021
pretty sure this one was drawn at a party while drunk. I tended to do that a lot back then. Anyways check the alt text it's better than the actual post imho
#ebullientsoup #smoothcriminal #cursedmemes #DontEatThat #drunkposting
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A big ass mushroom. I don't know what kind it is. I build websites for a living so... not my wheelhouse, sorry.
The shroomining. Fear the mycelium, you mere mortals.
#nature #mushrooms #donteatthat #mycelium
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Look at this absolute fiend ๐คฃ
#writers #authors #indieauthor #holidayparties #holidaypets #donteatthat #sillycat
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Happy Easter, everyone, and may all of your chocolate eggs be genuine.
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#toothytheaxolotl #toothy #axolotl #axie #lotl #comic #webtoon #easter #eggs #egghunt #easterbasket #chocolate #donteatthat
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I estimate about 12% of my day is taken up investigating what I'm going to call "miscellaneous dog noises".
#doggo #noises #donteatthat
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I wish the dog could connect the eating (snatching up) of sidewalk garbage with sad tummy several hours later. She just thinks Iโm ridiculous. #donteatthat!
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Uh, kitty? Those are bad for you. #kiku #kikukikukiku #donteatthat #heavymetalpoisoning #insertcoin...
Uh, kitty? Those are bad for you.
#kiku #kikukikukiku #donteatthat #heavymetalpoisoning #insertcoinhere
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"Ooh, a new special magnetic cookie!" Uh-oh! ๐ณ#donteatthat
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#maccosmetics #macspellbinderโฆ https://www.instagram.com/p/BMJnb58BbXu/
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