Phil Foden als Stürmer und selbstverständlich ist Michael Born wie immer persönlich beleidigt, wenn nach 15 Minuten noch kein Tor oder 15 Minuten lang kein Tor gefallen ist. Als hätte er dafür bezahlt. Es ist unerträglich und einen Stadionton oder eine englische Tonspur bietet DAZN nicht an. #ENGJPN
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🏴 England 0-1 Japan 🇯🇵
▪️ Japan are unbeaten against European teams since 2019.
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Under Tuchel the minute we come up against decent opposition, we lose. Those who wanted Southgate gone got what they wanted. It's the bad old days again #EngJpn
FT #England 0-1 #Japan | A lacklustre performance from The Three Lions ends in a win for Japan thanks to a first half goal from Brighton man Mitoma #ENGJPN
I think we should probably boycott this World Cup actually #EngJpn
FT: 0-1 #ENGJPN
Fuck me.
We are so shit.
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When people ask what do Saka and Rice bring to the England squad, I'll just point them to this absolutely shite game. #ENGJPN
I am "have never even heard of some of these England players" years old. #ENGJPN
Fuck paper planes. If I were at Wembley tonight, I'd be going full Battle of Agincourt 🤬🤬
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I get the "hot weather" break argument for the World Cup and player welfare, but why are we doing tonight?
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So under Tuchel England lost for the first time against African opposition and looking likely to do the same against Asian opposition. When will the FA start regretting that contract extension #EngJpn
The "hydration break" should just be the players opening cans of lager and having a fag.
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After this game, I'd love an actual explanation on where Kane was. What injury was it? How serious? If he wasn't injured then he's just bailed on England which isn't really OK. #ENGJPN
More squad thoughts for Herr Tuchel. Hall and Livramento are proper full backs unlike the starters. Rodgers won't thrive in a Lee Carsley vs Greece kind of attack.
No idea what position Mainoo plays for United but it wasn't the one he's been playing here #ENGJPN
#ENGJPN England shambolic.
Jesus Christ they can smell blood here #EngJpn
England second best here. #ENGJPN
50 minutes in and England haven't had a shot on target yet. With no striker on the pitch.
It's coming home lads #EngJpn
Japos beautiful footie 👌 #ENGJPN
Seems pointless to have Rogers wasted on the right; if you have to play a non-striker up front, put Gordon there, and bring on Rashford or Barnes, and bring Rogers inside. Also, stop trying to play thru a packed defence. You need to have width.
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1-0 down at half-time. Maybe not playing a striker was a crap idea? #ENGJPN
Japan showing exactly why I've always feared coming up against them in a World Cup. Not a team to try a false 9 against IMHO. Could really do with a big lump to launch balls at. #EngJpn
HT: 0-1 Japos been better side #ENGJPN
God the men’s games are dull #ENGJPN
Just turned on the football.
40 minutes in.
We are losing 1 - nil to Japan.
I thought watching Newcastle was traumatic.
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England fans to start throwing origami planes soon.
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