Did you know: Belladonna (deadly nightshade) was once used to dilate pupils—hence the name belladonna, meaning “beautiful woman.”
#FunFact #PyesPocket #DarkHistory #WitchyVibes #PlantLore #BookishFun #FantasyFacts
What's this? A NEW Fantasy Facts?
Ever wondered what a dragon's hoard is REALLY for?
Turns out they aren't just greedy monsters. I mean, they are that, but they're also more. They also... care?
No way.
(it's free btw)
#fantasyfacts
If you enjoy my canned laughter or regurgitated wisdom, you can always give me a dollar for the flash fiction and apparently recipes i post on my otherwise free patreon.
My most recent flash is the start of my #fantasyfacts series & teaches you all about the totally normal process of elven puberty
Not enough of you have taken heed of this safety announcement. It's for your benefit to know that the elves are horny and they will gyrate at you until you agree to do it freaky-style in the woods next to the corpse of a bear #fantasyfacts
An adjacent specbio series launches on my patreon! Behold, the first #fantasyfacts post (it's free!)
Time to learn about Elven Puberty! 🫢
or, as it's more commonly called:
THE FRENZY ❤️🔥 🍑 🍆
Click through for tips, tricks, & a helpful poster warning of the dangers posed by lustful elven youths
Phoenix Trivia!
Which ancient culture had a myth of a firebird like the Phoenix?
A) Egyptian
B) Chinese
C) Slavic
D) All of the above
Reply with your guess! 🔥🐦
#PhoenixTrivia #FantasyFacts #RenaissanceFaireMagic
