#DailyZombie's Thoughts on Politics and Farts

The phrase "Every Accusation is a Confession" keeps being thrown around, but I think that's too highbrow for this timeline.

#Zombie #Cartoon #OC #PoliticalJoke #FartJoke #TacoViking

Semi-autobiographical Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his heterogeneous fluids? You’d think we’d have figured it out by now.

A stirring meditation on the aging process in the modern world. #comic #webcomic #webcomics #monkeyfluids #fartjoke

'scuse Me...

#twitch #gaming #youtube #stream #nintendo #switch #switch2 #finalfantasy #tactics #fft #ivalice #trpg #rpg #fart #fartjoke #lame #explosion #gas #beserious

Mam, if I were to do that, it would be investigated as a war crime.

#joke #fart #fartjoke #meme #explosionmeme

I want you to guess based on the outfit I am wearing. Just a big latex bubble.

#joke #fart #funny #fartjoke #plasticclothes

I may need to replace the La-Z-Boy that's out in the back yard shed (which we call the "microbarn").

That's where I spend my alone time.

But that chair... uh... it might be full.

#FartJoke

A rough digital sketch of a man's backside in a blue suit with orange makeup splatters, a very evident Brown fart, cloud, and the words, the fog of Trump's fake Wars in red

Out there snorting his flatulence like a drug
#dailysketch #fartjoke #politicalsatire #sketchbookx

You know I can't resist a #fartjoke

Why just fart… when you can fart with flair?
Turn awkward moments into unforgettable ones! Every toot plays “Brown Eyed Girl” while releasing delightful scents like 🌹Rose, 🌿Vanilla Lavender, or 🚗 New Car.🎶 #Fartjoke
#humor
#joke
#sillyvibes

Nice comeback Millie. Nice. 😆

#comic #webcomic #funny #catmeme #hippo #lion #fartjoke

When you use the restroom after your dad #eldenringnightreign youtube.com/shorts/-UPdb... via @YouTube

#ELDENRING #ELDENRINGNIGHTREIN #fart #dad #joke #fartjoke #gas #bathroom #aftermath #poop

They gotta earn their keep somehow in this modern world.

#comic #comicstrip #cartoon #dog #corgi #fart #fartjoke

Incognito (Assassin's Creed) The assassin sneaks up on his target as he babbles on about nothing, hidden blades drawn. As the assassin prepares to strike, he lets out a loud fart, alerting the target of his presence. Target: ASSASSINO!!! {Farted Loudly} DESYNCHRONIZED

It only takes playing one of these games to wonder "what if..."
#SDComics #AssassinsCreed #stealth #fartjoke

Shayne Nicholai | Facebook | Linktree Shayne is a queer, disabled poet and songwriter residing in MD with his husband.

It's that time again~

Did you know that the world's oldest known joke dates back to 1900 BCE in Sumer, and it was a fart joke! I think they're just gassing us up. Really stinking up the place

Anyway, I have a book of poetry for sale if you're interested
#poetry #randomfacts #fartjoke #dadjoke

Unconditional love means even when you toot.
Share with your friends that need a smile, or to color in farming cats.

#caturday #catstagram #catlife #cats_of_instagram #feline #felinefriends #catlover #kittenlove #kittycat #kittenlovers #art #adorablecats #catfart #fart #fartjoke #pussywhipped #love

Why do people take phone calls in the restroom? #fartjoke #bathroom #comic #hippo #dog #funny #reality

I couldn’t resist. As soon as I saw him fall I knew what I wanted to clip.

#twitch #twitchfeed #deadisland2 #funny #fartjoke #promosky #smallstreamer

What? Can I not do a fart joke? Nothing wrong with a little toilet humor gag.

(Created Jun 25, 2022) Wasn't meant like that.
#MLP #mlpfanart #fanart #mlpart #mylittlepony #brony #Artist #RetweeetPlease #Incorrectquote #Lyraheartstrings #Comic #Fartjoke #Toilethumor

(Based on a incorrect quote)

#ai #artai #color #thenewflesh #AIArt #AIArtist #AIArtwork #AIimages #GenerativeArt #DigitalArt #AIArtGallery #AIGeneratedArt #AIArtCommunity #ambiguity #airt #boosh #fartjoke

The #Crab of #Trapped #Wind

Aeroplane with "Longer, Larger, Fart" written on the side. A door that would have had "her" written across it is open, so it reads "Fart" instead of "Farther"

Yes, I know, it's juvenile and immature.... made me smile though 😁

#fart #FartJoke #FartsAreFunny

It’s really not that bad. #ffxivv #lalafell #gas #fartjoke #fart #joke. #vath #mount #funny #dawntrial #stormblood #heavensward
#kongamato

The Joker ripping a huge fart in public

#EverybodyFarts
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#Joker #FartJoke #Fart #JokerFollieADeux #dccomics #sorrynotsorry

a little girl wearing a vest that says gas on it ALT: a little girl wearing a vest that says gas on it

Separated, we are weak.
But together, we could "blow up" the whole universe.

#FartJoke

Scenes that got me here 7:
(UK specific)

(Multiple videos)

This is from a kids quiz show called “Scratch and Sniff’s Den of Doom”.

2 Puppet Hyenas hosted the show and every week, Scratch would “perform” a “guess the tune” question… 💨🎶

#FartScebe #FartJoke #FartMusic

Scenes that got me here 6:

Sam from “Cats and Dogs”

This one stuck with me a lot when I was young. Love his attitude after it.

“Hehe, guilty.” 😏

#FartScene #FartJoke

Scenes that got me here 5:

Beethoven ripping a BIG one in “Beethoven’s 3rd”

Him laughing after they leave 😆

#FartScene #FartJoke

Scenes that got me here 4:

Shep from “Good Boy”.
He lets off some RIPPERS 💨

Wonder what he ate on that last one…😆

#FartScene #FartJoke

Scenes that got me here 3:

Archie form “Doctor Dolittle 2”

It’s the arm folding and confident ripping for me. 😈

#FartScene #FartJoke

Scenes that got me here 2:

Ape from “George of the Jungle.”

He’s just so damn pleased with himself 😏

#FartScene #FartJoke

💨 EDIT💨

“Mikey, was that YOU?!”

So most of you have seen my gift edit for @ratedkforkothu.bsky.social

I now present an edit of the fart scene from the TMNT movie from 10 years ago.
The fart itself was pitiful and wasn’t edited well AT ALL. So here’s my take;

#FartScene #FartEdit #FartJoke