#DailyZombie's Thoughts on Politics and Farts
The phrase "Every Accusation is a Confession" keeps being thrown around, but I think that's too highbrow for this timeline.
#Zombie #Cartoon #OC #PoliticalJoke #FartJoke #TacoViking
Nigel Farage sits at a dining table that looks less prepared for supper than for a hostile takeover. He grins with the serene confidence of someone who knows the bill will be sent elsewhere. His hands are neatly folded, a pose of civility and reassurance, while behind him the wallpaper is composed entirely of banknotes, suggesting either a bold interior-design choice or a Freudian slip rendered in currency. Framed portraits and polished wood complete the aesthetic of inherited authority, the kind that smells faintly of cigar smoke and plausible deniability. The text does much of the heavy lifting, announcing, cheerfully, that a modest £380,000 has been “forgotten” in expenses. The apology is performed with theatrical innocence, as though this sum was loose change discovered down the back of democracy’s sofa. The phrase “honest mistake” floats gently above the scene, cushioned by the visual implication that when money is this abundant, accounting becomes more of a vibe than a discipline. There is something almost touching in the logic on display. Not only was the oversight accidental, we are told, but the money has been put to good use: repurposed as wallpaper, no less. This is thrift at its most imaginative: why let funds stagnate in a ledger when they can be enjoyed as décor? The final reassurance, “it’s only £380,000,” lands with surgical precision, redefining scale itself. Only, is a relative term, especially when spoken from a room where wealth literally lines the walls. Satirically, the image skewers the elasticity of accountability. It portrays a world in which errors are forgiven not because they are small, but because they are confidently smiled through. Philosophically, it suggests that truth, like money, becomes abstract beyond a certain quantity. Numbers lose their moral weight; they become wallpaper—ever-present, decorative, and no longer questioned.
Looks like #NigelFarage has done yet another Oopsie. If he can't look after his own money, letting him have ours would be the definition of insane...
#Comedy #Humour #Humor #Satire #ReformUK #Conservatives2.0 #PoliticalJoke #Think #Joke #LOL #AI #UK
After Venezuela, is Trump eyeing the “British Virgin Islands”?
Relax, Don. They’re British. Nothing there to interest you.
#Venezuela #PoliticalJoke
The FIFA Peace Prize was created out of thin air & given to its biggest political ally. The lack of transparency makes the award itself a major joke. 🙄
The Test: Will this prize even exist after the current administration leaves office? Who wins in 2026?
#FIFAPeacePrize #PoliticalJoke #FIFA
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#donica lewinsky
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#epsteinemails #politics #blacksky #humorsky #politicaljoke
CANDACE: I give up, Amber. What’re you dressed up as this time? AMBER: Only the most frightening creature known to the free world: The elected official who just accepted their first bribe! Henceforth, I will spout lies and more lies to stay in power...I will advocate for policies not to advance American interests, but to line the pockets of the special interest groups who funded my campaign...I will feed like a parasite off of the very flag I stand for...and accuse my opponents of doing likewise! CANDACE: I’m an elected official, too...Somehow, I feel less dishonest...if not silly. AMBER: Well you have the face to go with that getup.
“Trick-or-Treat!” – The Prequel – Part 12/20: Okay, so she’s a precocious nine-year-old! Insert any real or imagined public figure you like into her, uh, wingtip shoes. #cartoon #comic #costumes #halloween #politicaljoke #trickortreat #webcomic
Is nuance destroying the credibility of the Left‽
Yes, but also no.
#PoliticalJoke
Hey everyone, just thought I’d get this out there be4 tomorrow hits. ✌🏼
#EmotionalSuppository #inauguration #asscream #politicaljoke #GOP #viral #AImemes #productidea
Nancy Mace: the Wicked Witch of the Women’s Restroom
#transphobia #nancymace #terf #homophobia #bigot #lgbtqia+ #queer #satire #politicaljoke #politics
Okay so Biden’s nickname was Sleepy Joe, I can live with that.
How about Demented Don?
Dictator Don?
Dementia Don?
Reich Ronnie?
How about
“The Orange Scourge”?
Gimmie some better ideas.
#nickname #donaldtrump #joebiden #sleepyjoe #politics #satire #funny #politicaljoke
Things that need to change in 2025:
⭐️Nancy Mace’s personality
The federal minimum wage
The Supreme Court Majority
The Electoral College
Republicans
#politics #opinion #newyear #satire #politicaljoke #nancymace #supremecourt #republicans
No fans of the Houlis in Yemen fawshaw #politicaljoke
Not really…
David has Little to be Proud of. 😁🤣🤣
#DadJoke
#PoliticalJoke
#LNPNeverAgain
Image shows the following joke: President Trump dies and goes to Hell. Satan himself is there to greet him. He gleefully rubs his hands together and says, "I've been waiting for you! Unfortunately, there's a problem. Hell is full but you need to stay because you've been exceptionally naughty. I'll make you a deal. You can choose whose spot you take. I'll show you around." Trump is not happy with this but he's the deal master, so he enters hell with a smug look. Satan continues, "This is the first room. What do you think?" It's Obama and he's working a huge hammer. Trump watches for 5 minutes and all he's doing is smashing huge rocks into dust. There's an enormous pile of rocks off to the side. Trump asks when he gets a break. "When the pile is finished!" says Satan with a mischievous grin. "But my bone spurs! No way! Take me to the next room." In Room 2, it's Bush and he's climbing to the top of a huge diving board. He looks down and belly flops with a sickening slap into the shallow pool. Then repeats the climb and belly flop. "No chance! That will ruin my tan! Forget about it! Next room please." says an inconsolable Trump. "Of course!" says Satan. "Here is Room 3." Trump peeks in fearfully. It's Clinton and he's on a lawn chair with his hands behind his back. Monica is blowing him while he looks on contentedly. Trump can barely contain his excitement! "I'll take it!" And Satan says, "ok, Monica, you can go now." Find this, and more jokes at www.thegaghub.lol
President Trump dies…
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#TheGagHub #joke #itsjustajoke #funny #AdultHumor #DirtyJoke #PoliticalJoke #Obama #Clinton #Trump
Still waiting for Sheldon to jump out and shout, "Bazinga!" #BigBangTheory #PoliticalJoke
When your democracy comes with a Silicon Valley subscription and autocracy monthly plan.
#Trump #Tesla #Musk #PoliticalJoke
