Did you hear about the new Disney movie where Bambi, Simba, and Dumbo take the same High School English class?
It’s called Dead Parents Society.
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Image shows the following joke: President Trump dies and goes to Hell. Satan himself is there to greet him. He gleefully rubs his hands together and says, "I've been waiting for you! Unfortunately, there's a problem. Hell is full but you need to stay because you've been exceptionally naughty. I'll make you a deal. You can choose whose spot you take. I'll show you around." Trump is not happy with this but he's the deal master, so he enters hell with a smug look. Satan continues, "This is the first room. What do you think?" It's Obama and he's working a huge hammer. Trump watches for 5 minutes and all he's doing is smashing huge rocks into dust. There's an enormous pile of rocks off to the side. Trump asks when he gets a break. "When the pile is finished!" says Satan with a mischievous grin. "But my bone spurs! No way! Take me to the next room." In Room 2, it's Bush and he's climbing to the top of a huge diving board. He looks down and belly flops with a sickening slap into the shallow pool. Then repeats the climb and belly flop. "No chance! That will ruin my tan! Forget about it! Next room please." says an inconsolable Trump. "Of course!" says Satan. "Here is Room 3." Trump peeks in fearfully. It's Clinton and he's on a lawn chair with his hands behind his back. Monica is blowing him while he looks on contentedly. Trump can barely contain his excitement! "I'll take it!" And Satan says, "ok, Monica, you can go now." Find this, and more jokes at www.thegaghub.lol
President Trump dies…
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I bought my blind 🧑🦯 friend a cheese grater for his birthday and told him to read it.
A week later he told me it was the most violent book he’s ever read! 👀
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I made a website for orphans…
It has no home page!
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Image shows the following joke: For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $269,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it' The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Joseph told him, 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $269,000 mortgage and no fuckin' bike. Find this, and more jokes at www.thegaghub.lol
Pulling out… 🤣
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Image shows a joke on TheGagHub Bluesky account written out as follows: Adam and Eve have been having sex since they first discovered they could. Eventually, Eve makes another move on Adam and he says, “Shit you stink, Eve! Go to the sea and wash yourself!” Embarrassed, Eve goes to the sea. She puts her ankles in but a booming voice from above says “NO!” Eve ignores the voice and moves deeper till the water touches her knees. The voice of God booms again, “GO NO FURTHER!” But, again, Eve ignores. She wades down until, finally, the water covers her privates. The voice booms: “FOR FUCK'S SAKE. NOW ALL THE FISH ARE GOING TO SMELL LIKE THAT!” Find more jokes at www.thegaghub.lol
Ffs Eve!! 😷
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: “what’s your blood type?”
“I’m probably a type O”, said the rabbit.
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Why are Americans so good at solving a Rubix Cube?
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