Taking care of bed bugs.
#bedbugs #cute #darkjoke #funny #fullmetaljacket
if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying
#kimboslice #rounders #paythatmanhismoney #skeleton #darkjoke
Sometimes animals are great impressionists I guess.
#impressions #seagull #impressionist #darkhumor #darkjoke
I see #LeonardoDiCaprio is already back on the #dating scene.
#joke #darkjoke #darkhumor
rubs lamp
genie: you get 3 wishes
me: lightsaber
*grants wish*
me: thank you! i wish you free now
*places lightsaber emitter on heart*
genie: thank you! wait... what're you.....
#darkjoke #ventpost
Happy Friday, y'all. I've got a #darkjoke for you.
What do you get when you cross a Jew? Christianity.
why did the ICE agent not change his clothes when he got home?
his Klan robes were still in the wash
#darkjoke #jokes #ice #abolishice #kkk #fuckice
#darkjoke
I was never that unhealthy
The vibe lately.
#laughnottocry #haha #darkjoke #joke #barbie
the most useless thing you can do is send people with ADHD to CONCENTRATION camps
sort of a dark joke, sort of not
#adhd #rdkjr #concentration #darkjoke
I know shit's serious right now but by depriving joy or dark humor, i feel like an alien
#darkjoke #mentalillness #endthestigma
Fรธler meg skikkelig trendy som rakk รฅ vรฆre pรฅ Bluesky fรธr de rundet 31 millioner. Litt som รฅ melde seg inn i NSDAP i 1935... #darkjoke
Just had a call from a paramedic; Turns out I'm still down as my ex's emergency contact.
Lied about her blood type. Guess now she'll finally understand what rejection feels like.
#DarkJoke
Warning #DarkJokes from down under in #Australia
#DarkJoke #SickJokes #SickJoke #Humor #Funny
www.youtube.com/shorts/r-70z...
so, Canada has its assisted suicide thing
iโm for it, but I donโt think itโs inclusive enough
whenโre veterinarians going to start allowing us furries to die as our species intended
now thatโd be worth crossing the border for
(shove me down Mt Everest, a snepโs tumbledeath)
#darkjoke
Did you hear about the new Disney movie where Bambi, Simba, and Dumbo take the same High School English class?
Itโs called Dead Parents Society.
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#TheGagHub #joke #itsjustajoke #funny #AdultHumor #DarkJoke #DarkHumor
I bought my blind ๐งโ๐ฆฏ friend a cheese grater for his birthday and told him to read it.
A week later he told me it was the most violent book heโs ever read! ๐
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#TheGagHub #joke #itsjustajoke #funny #AdultHumor
#DarkJoke #DarkHumor #blind #cheesegrater #braille
I made a website for orphansโฆ
It has no home page!
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#TheGagHub #joke #itsjustajoke #funny #AdultHumor
#DarkJoke #DarkHumor
Reserves #darkjoke
I like to make sure people know l'm progressive.
#darkhumour #australia #comedian #standupcomedy #comedy #darkjoke #darkhumor ##funnyvideos #comedyvideo #gay #gaycouple #brisbane
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSjGG3o9g/
#darkjoke
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When he leaves for cigarettes and never comes back
Why are Americans so good at solving a Rubix Cube?
#TheGagHub #racismisnotpatriotism #joke #itsjustajoke #adulthumour #darkhumour #darkjoke #relaxkarenitsajoke #rubixcube