Told my kid I was going to ‘power wash the driveway.’ He froze and whispered, ‘DAD… you have superpowers?’ So now I’m outside with a hose, making dramatic ‘pew pew’ noises, pretending to battle invisible grime villains, because honestly I can’t crush that kind of faith. #FFDE

Why did Dad get banned from doing the New Year’s Eve ball drop? Because the last time he tried, he tripped, launched the ball into the snack table, and triggered a full scale Snackquake. The kids yelled, ‘DAD! YOU YEETED THE SNACKS INTO NEXT YEAR!’ The guac never recovered. #FFDE

I also do 3D #blender #art #arisRandoms #affinityPhoto #fanfiktion #bookshelf #ffde