“The Bible calls it transported or translated,” #GregPhillips wrote on Saturday, March 28, on Truth Social before responding “yes” to a question about whether he had experienced teleportation.
We call it “getting spiffed.”
Greg Phillips of FEMA looking like a dork
Yup, from houses Waffle to White. #dorks #gregphillips #teleportation
Another fucking Trump choad.
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adblog.ca: #Trump Official #GregPhillips, said he once tele-ported to a #wafflehouse 50 miles away. He said, 'tele-porting is no fun because you don't really know what you are doing...' He holds a very important high job at @FEMA. Of course ..., makes sense, right?
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“When Ms. #Noem leaves her post at the end of the month for a new role as a special envoy, Mr. #Lewandowski is not expected to land another job in the administration, officials said.”
Maybe #GregPhillips can arrange #teleportation for Corey to the nearest #WaffleHouse.
I guess we should be thankful #GregPhillips was involuntarily transported to a #WaffleHouse.
He can use this skill to report on whether it’s open or not in #disasters.
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Of course it would be #GregPhillips, appointed last year to lead #FEMA’s *Office of Response & Recovery.*
He claims to have been involuntarily teleported, including once to a #GA #WaffleHouse miles away.
“Teleporting is no fun,” he said on a podcast. “It was real.”
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