Review: 'Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die' (sabbaticals all around)
Someone finally thought up a prequel to 'The Matrix' with the infusion of 'Safety Not Guaranteed'... and it knows what distracts you (it has from the very beginning).
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Review: 'Wuthering Heights' 2026 (death and desire)
A spiritual prequel to The Addams Family... if Morticia secretly had a thing for Lurch.
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Review: 'Send Help' (strategy and planning)
... a female power fantasy, deserved comeuppance, or just desserts... privilege getting some good ol' B-movie over-punishment... like watching a worm twisting on a fishhook.
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My Ten Top Recommended Films of 2025
There's often a few films appearing for end-of year awards consideration that bumps one or two earlier favorites from my list, but this year wasn't one of them. Here's the top ten of what held my attention this past year (in alphabetical order).
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Review: "Wonder Man" (buddy comedy introspection)
Their slow bonding feels genuine... rooting for (Simon and Trevor) to succeed becomes infectious, burdened with glorious ambition... a safe space to escape from reality into.
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Review: ’28 Years Later: The Bone Temple’ (memento mori)
... electrifyingly unhinged... O’Connell matches Fiennes energy... the storyline skews much darker... (fans) will enjoy the new revelations...
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Review: '28 Years Later' (the new normal)
Embrace hope, all ye abandoned here... showcases existential volumes to consider... riding more on its suggested potential... a spine-ripping good time for horror fans.
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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
Let’s bone this temple…! Um, kids still say that, yeah? 💀 #grmdrpr #28yearslaterthebonetemple #filmsky #moviesky
Review: 'Greenland 2: Migration' (this time, it's personal)
Worst adaptation of Fallout ever... factually foolish in addition to being dreadfully dull. If you're a fan of the original Greenland movie, don't ruin it by enduring this. 💀 #grmdrpr #moviecryptdotcom #reapingwhathollywoodsows
Merry CryptMas & Season’s Reapings
Merry CryptMas & Season’s Reapings this Winter Solstice! 💀 #grmdrpr
Anaconda movie
Screening: Anaconda 2026. I had no idea Pumba was in this movie. 💀 #grmdrpr #anacondamovie #filmsky #moviesky
The Running Man 2025
It’s all about the Schwarzeneggers, baby. 💀 #grmdrpr #runningmanmovie #moviesky #filmsky
Review: 'Vicious' (liar, liar, box on fire)
... doesn't leave its victim to their own devices, instead prodding them into action with dark visions and cruel manipulation. It borders on torture porn... who is the real monster: the box's creator or the filmmakers?
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Review: 'Tron: Ares' (the Flynn abides)
... pure spectacle, flavored with just enough story and plot... the most unbelievable part... is modelling the perfect soldier on Jared Leto instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger. 💀 #grmdrpr #moviecryptdotcom #reapingwhathollywoodsows #tronares
Review: 'Him' (sacrificial G.O.A.T.)
... the convoluted metaphor keeps changing... waiting (and waiting) for the other hoof to drop... the filmmakers had no idea how to end it, so it just sort of does.
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HIM movie
Blood, football, and sacrifice. And how is this different…?! 💀 #grmdrpr #himmovie #filmsky #moviesky
Jurassic World Rebirth
The running! The screaming! The chaos! The rebirth! 💀 #grmdrpr #jurassicworldrebirth #filmsky #moviesky
M3GAN 2.0
It looks like a Terminator 2 ripoff mashed up with Mission Impossible… and I’m here for it. 💀 #grmdrpr #m3gan2 #filmsky #moviesky
Smoke from Sinners in a theater shooting with popcorn.
What movie are you watching tonight… and why is it #Sinners? 💀 #grmdrpr
Review: 'How to Train Your Dragon’ 2025 (something crazy)
Exceeds the original by sticking to a little more of "this" (I just gestured at everything)... thanks for everything, you selfless reptile.
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28 Years Later
Yes, we skipped right over 28 Months Later. 💀 #grmdrpr #28yearslater #filmsky #moviesky
Review: 'From the World of John Wick: Ballerina' (rules and consequences)
Better than Parabellum, shorter than Chapter 4, and everything fans love about John Wick... it's essentially Lady Wick, a woman of focus.
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Review: 'The Phoenician Scheme' (nine sons, no waiting)
... ends up dull and contrived. This film could be treacherous if anything significant happened. Myself, I feel very safe.
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How to Train Your Dragon in IMAX
Turns out all we needed was a little more of “this.” 💀 #grmdrpr #howtotrainyourdragon #imax #filmsky #moviesky
Review: ‘The Life of Chuck’ (inevitability, achievement, and curiosity)
A reaffirmation of life through the lens of the inevitable... cherishing each precious moment of being mortal... (as) truly something special.
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Final Destination Bloodlines hourglass 1968 penny
If anyone asks if the grim reaper is good with money, they should see what I can do with only a penny. 💀 #grmdrpr #finaldestination #bloodlines #filmsky #moviesky
Ballerina movie
From the world of John Wick: Episode 3.5. 💀 #grmdrpr #johnwick #ballerina #filmsky #moviesky
