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A woman looks irritated pressing her fingers into her temple

A woman looks irritated pressing her fingers into her temple

#LuaViEr #SCIFIFRI #hbp76
T totally
A arrogant you
C Conflate* 
T tacky actions with the
L laughter you seek. The
E effect is that
S She's Going Nuclear over your
S stupid Stunts
*combine (two or more texts, ideas, etc.) into one
Prettysleepy pixabay.com #acrostic #humor #writingprompt #poetry

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“I am an angel who doesn’t belong in this hell,” Gabrielle hissed, eyes aglow.
Azazel was unmoved. “Orders from Above.”
“Diplomacy in action,” she smirked, the glow now blinding. The nearby damned fled.
“She’s going nuclear!”
She vanished, taking all light and heat with her.
#hbp76 #hbp77 #hbp78

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a black and white drawing of calvin and hobbes wearing sunglasses and a party hat . ALT: a black and white drawing of calvin and hobbes wearing sunglasses and a party hat .

"She's hot Spiff" said Hobbs, concerned. It was his job to keep an eye on the mothership while Spiff battled the aliens.
"If I lose now, the planet's doomed" replied Spiff
"She's going nuclear!"
The door banged open "CALVIN! PUT DOWN THAT GAME AND GET IN THE CAR!"
"Awww mom" sighed Calvin
#hbp76

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Bailey fired Cosmo's alien gun releasing a turquoise light shooting up towards the ceiling. The ground rumbled and the glass in the casino exploded like shrapnel hitting all the assassins. Bailey no longer became the butt of the joke, now feared.
"She's going nuclear!" One assassin shouted. #hbp76

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Not waiting for the countdown
He has to know by now
She's going nuclear
He swears he ain't slime
It was the last time
She's going nuclear
Throwing her elbows to show
She don't need this low bro
She's going nuclear
Ain't got no more fear
Kicked him out onto his ear
She's going nuclear
Kaboooom
#hbp76

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An incoming message rattled through on the limbic-printer.

“I don’t like this, Amy.”

“Me neither, Hippo. This isn't healthy for Higher Self. Glad our ol’ soul decided to delete all Meta apps. She’s going nuclear!”

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𝑀𝑒, 𝑑𝑜𝑜𝑚𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔: 𝑊𝐻𝐴𝑇 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑊𝐻𝐴𝑇 𝑇𝐻𝐴𝑇’𝑆 𝐼𝑇
(╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ

#hbp76

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Righteous anger grows
Love wasted on lies
She's going nuclear
He's never seen again

#hbp76

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"Uh oh, watch out everybody! She's going nuclear!" He laughed mockingly, rolling his eyes.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing...You wouldn't understand." He shrugged
"This is exactly why I'm leaving. If you're not even going to listen to me... I'll just go! And? I'm taking the dog!"
#hbp76

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I knew from the moment she said the chicken was dry, but nowhere near as dry as her hair – full of layers of hairspray that made it point almost to the ceiling – that she was going nuclear.

"Where's your manager!" she said sharply. I hated working Sundays after church. #hbp76

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#hbp76 We don't always survive repentance and salvation.
#vss365

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“She’s going nuclear!”

Evan sprinted down the hallway, heart pounding “What triggered her?”

Lena glanced at the shattered door behind them “I told her lying wasn’t technically against her programming.”

Evan cursed under his breath.

Metal footsteps echoed

A voice followed “Define trust.”

#hbp76

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This was the first job Hannah had secured where her face would be in the ad. There was a future she could imagine. Move Ethan into an apartment and get out of their Box. It would be nice to have a kitchen, and maybe a second room.

This was meant to be a whole campaign. It could lead to more projects. Things were looking up for them. At least, that is what she’d believed before seeing the mock up, in the middle of her hair and makeup time.

She knew she’d look great, and tasteful enough her parents wouldn’t have been ashamed to brag to their friends. But The Befouling had seen off that generation. Not directly, but Hannah’s mum always told her the careless ways they had acted at the start, before it was known how to keep safe. 

Playing on that fear made the slogan feel so tacky to Hannah. She might have been embarrassed to have it in large print next to her face if it didn’t actually do what it claimed. The ad read: 

She’s going NEW 

She’s going CLEAR 

She’s going NUCLEAR!

The new cleanser that obliterates pollution factors B24 and Ac12, whilst providing 3 hours of SPF 400.

It was important work. She was about to become the face of a safe outdoors.

This was the first job Hannah had secured where her face would be in the ad. There was a future she could imagine. Move Ethan into an apartment and get out of their Box. It would be nice to have a kitchen, and maybe a second room. This was meant to be a whole campaign. It could lead to more projects. Things were looking up for them. At least, that is what she’d believed before seeing the mock up, in the middle of her hair and makeup time. She knew she’d look great, and tasteful enough her parents wouldn’t have been ashamed to brag to their friends. But The Befouling had seen off that generation. Not directly, but Hannah’s mum always told her the careless ways they had acted at the start, before it was known how to keep safe. Playing on that fear made the slogan feel so tacky to Hannah. She might have been embarrassed to have it in large print next to her face if it didn’t actually do what it claimed. The ad read: She’s going NEW She’s going CLEAR She’s going NUCLEAR! The new cleanser that obliterates pollution factors B24 and Ac12, whilst providing 3 hours of SPF 400. It was important work. She was about to become the face of a safe outdoors.

#writingcommunity #writingprompts #flashfiction #hbp76

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-Teenagers, eh!
-Tell me about it.
-I can't keep up with the lifestyle of my eldest, I tell ya!
-Don't tell me, she's gone Vegan.
-Worse than that, she's going nuclear!

#hbp76

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"She's going nuclear!"
"Ho ho, wow, how long did they last this time?"
"2,912,032.76 revolutions."
They both sighed and sipped at their calming fluids while watching the bright flashes of light.
"Well, longer than they thought they'd last, at least."
A moment of silence.
"Reset?"
"Reset."
#hbp76

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The kids sat anxiously in the waiting room, holding hands until Dad should arrive with big news. "Mom will make the right decision. She never folds in adversity," said the eldest son, Ron. Just then, Dad emerged from the consulting room. "She's going nuclear! She's taking on the cancer."
#hbp76

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#hbp76 #flashfiction #flashlit #writing #micro

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I tried to warn you
Told you just how
Step by step
You failed to believe
Then you say
"Oh hell"
"She's going nuclear"
How dare I do
Exactly what I said
I would do
Who knew going nuclear
Would be so calming.

#hbp76

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"She's going nuclear!" He yelled, hurrying. Babies are a lot of work, but the screaming another level. Who knew something so small could bleed ears?

The baby let out a pained wail at the top of her tiny lungs. Her face was as red as a beat, uncomfortable in her position.

#writing | #hbp | #hbp76

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She's going nuclear,
exploding in my heart,
radiating a soft glow
all around her -
an aurora terminalis

#hbp76

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Her face suddenly turned pale, and he looked over his shoulder to find his wife staring at them with controlled fury. The room grew quiet until a voice murmured, "I don't think she's pleased someone found the room with the handmade cloth dolls. See that look? She's going nuclear inside!"

#hbp76

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Wind? Wave? Gas? Fission? President Harris had tough choices at Camp David. Just a year in and another damn energy crisis sparked by Middle Eastern wars. But which path to go down?

So briefings. Evidence. Arguments.

And finally, the headline: ‘She’s going nuclear.’

#writers #hbp76 #💙 #prompt

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#hbp76

I groaned when my wife called out, Suzy's temper tantrums were always frustrating. I turned. Suzy's face was going bright red, lips pursed. She was on the verge of blowing. I could almost see the steam shooting out of her ears.

"Young lady," I sternly warned.

But it was already too late.

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a man with a beard is making a funny face and says `` monsters exist '' . ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face and says `` monsters exist '' .

No one saw it coming. The quiet, kind & meek girl they all enjoyed to #bully, suddenly went nuclear! Bottling up all the unfair #abuse, she finally exploded, became a mirror & showed them their true colors. They were devastated by what they saw, but played the victim card & blamed the mirror.
#hbp76

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Photo: Nuclear weapon test Bravo (yield 15 Mt) on Bikini Atoll. Source: United States Department of Energy, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Photo: Nuclear weapon test Bravo (yield 15 Mt) on Bikini Atoll. Source: United States Department of Energy, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Prose/dialogue: “She’s going nuclear!” #hbp76

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