[Fictional ocurrings with PHL at THE FINALS]
Excuse me, what?!
He's negotiating his ownership of PHL with Quemby Rutile AND the McJohnsons?!
www.twitch.tv/ardyirl/clip/EvilOrigina...
#ReachTheFinals #THEFINALS #AlfaActa #HOLTOW #PHLeSports
[Fictional organization sharing. Pure silliness. Don't take seriously!]
Confirmed!
Ardy is sharing 50/50 of PHL with HOLTOW!
Quemby Rutile's gonna be really proud of having HOLTOW's finest!
www.twitch.tv/ardyirl/clip/ThankfulEmp... […]
Enjoying the GTA 1300 in Assetto Corsa Rally a lot, so I had to make myself a livery. Guess this continues my THE FINALS brand theming. I feel, #HOLTOW is a very natural fit for a racing or rally team. And the color palette really fits a 70's style livery.
[THE FINALS, Immersion-heavy commentary. Don't take seriously]
I signed with #HOLTOW.
No grudges towards my fellow alien friends, but a free insurance to go to heaven as a sinner is simply priceless. CNS can't offer me that!
Don't forget to sign up for their sun insurance! You never know when […]
#Holtow 😎
Sponsor Showdown!
Who would you side with? Are you team Ospuze💛 or team Holtow🧡!
#TheFinals #ReachTheFinals #Ospuze #Holtow
@the-finals.bsky.social
Wearing my The Finals Holtow shirt and spreading cheer THE FINALS all the way #thefinals #holidaycheer #heavymain #mediummain #thefinalswintercheer #snowballblitz #holtow #vaiiya
medal.tv/games/the-fi...
@the-finals.bsky.social
I got official merchandise of #thefinals sponsor and insurance #holtow this Christmas. You find my highlights of the finals on my Medal.tv page with over thousands of my highlights.
I like to make funny mixed with epic highlights. medal.tv?premium-invi...
On more fictional news:
STOP IT, #HOLTOW! YOU'LL NEVER MAKE ME BUY YOUR SUN INSURANCE!
#TrustTheSun
#THEFINALS #ReachTheFinals
youtu.be/E6ecQUDP1HE?...
It's quite the few days since #HOLTOW started advertising their dreaded alien invasion insurance.
In honor of all the aliens who are unjustly targeted by this move, please spread this edited image of the CEO Quemby Rutile.
#AliensAreFriends #BoycottHOLTOW #THEFINALS
You despicable #HOLTOW sellouts!!
Your evil alien stereotypes in this HOLTOW Classic propaganda for your evil insurance won't brainwash me from the alien friendships I've formed along the way!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgv6...
#THEFINALS
[PSA for all THE FINALS contestants]
Remember!
#ENGIMO signers: You're not allowed to question their communications user agreement in public forums.
#ISEULT signers: Show your fans you're happy with who you are, even if you're not.
#HOLTOW signers: You're not allowed to question their Sun […]
Well, this is concerning :blobcatgooglyholdingitsheadinitshands:
Most of the people I follow on Twitch and the general vox populi are towards signing up with #HOLTOW's CEO.
They literally don't care that profiting off the death of the sun by selling insurance for an artificial one is a BAD […]
