Cavendish Kush from NightOwl seeds. She's a tester, I was very excited to try her out.

Bananadelica sprout, night owl seeds

Hoodoo Mama Juju sprout, Night Owl Seeds

Packages for the seedlings. Cavendish Kush - Wizards Stash Remix x Banana OG F3 Bananadelica - Zamaldelica Express F4S1 x Banana OG F3 Hoodoo Mama Juju - Zamaldelica Express F4 x Blue Power F3

We got some new sprouts going! All autos, all #NightOwlseeds. Very excited for them! All are either Zamaldelica Express or Banana OG crosses (or, in the case of Bananadelica, both).

#cannabis #autoflower #homegrow #housespouse #transrightsarehumanrights

Two cannabis plants in early flower. Night Owl seeds, both. Left side is Tropical Popesicle, right is Space Station Gold. Spent a long while today tying down branches, both girls are long and flexible.

Cannabis plant in middle of pot, black bean vines growing all around the outer pot and climbing around. Cannabis is in early flower stretch, and has been topped. Lemon Butter Breath.

Big tent is going so well, and I didnt expect it to recover from early stunting! As with most cannabis plants, I am growing these with black beans in the pots. The vines are great for structure, and the roots help fix N in the soil.

#cannabis #homegrower #housespouse #nightowlseeds #transgardener

Golden Goat (by Irie Genetics) cannabis plant, viewed (mostly) from above. Beautiful green leaves stretching up towards the light. Soil floor is covered in old trimmings that will break down into the pot, allowing the roots to take back the stored nutrients.

Same cannabis tree, from a front view, showing off her limb structure.

Golden Goat, probably 2ish weeks into flower. She's probably my biggest plant so far, very excited to see her develop further!

#livingsoil #goldengoat #homegrower #housespouse

A gooey glob of pancake batter, on a cast iron pan. It's got some bubbles in it, as it is being cooked.

A stack of delicious, hot, golden-brown, pancakes. Cast iron pan to the upper right with spatula in it. A plate in the back has a pancake in it that is almost as big as it is.

It's been a tough week. Month. Year. Decade. Oof.

I made the family pancakes for a late breakfast. Stayed up last night to clean and make the batter beforehand. Very well worth it, these pancakes are great!

#housespouse #pancakes #noteverythingsucks

my favorite things about that last day of being sick is you may have some congestion, but your energy level has bounced back and after laying in bed for days you need to do something. Cleaned both my bathroom & bedroom which i been putting off longer than I should #housespouse

Good news: My smoke alarms work.

Also good news: Dinner smells great.

Great news: My Ryobi portable fan really helped me see what I was cooking through all the smoke from the burnt onions.

#notsponsored #housespouse

#HouseSpouse

A side view picture of a half of confetti cake, it is three layers and on a white plastic cake dish. The frosting on the top is in triangles red and yellow that make a small strip of orange where they blend. There is also a small strip of green and brown on the left top. In front of the cake i debris from where the rest of the cake was cut from.

Now there are two teenager daughters in my house. On the plus side, they are both studious and generally kind.
Also, confetti cake is super easy to make from scratch.
#DadsThatBake #HouseSpouse
#Teenager
#Baking
#cake

I finally get to sit down and what do I hear? "I'm Hungry, could you please make me something". SMDH being a house spouse is hard lol

#housespouse #domesticengineer #errands

Does anyone else have trouble relaxing if there is a cleaning to do? Like, I just want to have popcorn and watch Star Trek IV. However, the sink is full. So it feels wrong to sit down and not do dishes.
#HouseSpouse

Onlyfans, but it's just videos of me speaking calmly about geeky special interests while I neatly fold fitted sheets.

For $5 extra I do it shirtless and with my dogs in view.

#foldiing #laundry #fittedsheets #onlyfans #dogs #housespouse #househusband

A selfie of me. A white male is a grey t shirt and brown canvas apron in the kitchen looking annoyed at the camera with blue slightly bloodshot eyes and light brown hair

How do regular people do it? I am working 4 days this week and I am dragging.
Tuesday 5:15 to 14:00
Wednesday 06:00 to 14:00
Thursday 08:30 to 13:30
Friday 05:15 to 14:00
Shortest commute is 30 minutes each way. Longest was 1hr 45m I got mileage though. Damn being a #HouseSpouse has changed me.

While I don’t need my partners permission to rest, hearing him say that I can have a lazy day because he did the chores feels amazing.

#housespouse #sluglife

I had so much energy earlier. Where the hell did it go? I have dinner and dishes to deal with!

#housespouse #chores #housewifeproblems

Time for some late night cleaning. Yay?

#housespouse #cleaning

An apple, blackberry, and raspberry pie covered with an egg washed and sugared pie crust with a crude Bar Q Ranch brand on it.

My #dnd pie looks promising! Almost done baking. Let's hope I roll a nat 20 on my cooking skill check.

#barqranch #cookingwithmygrandmas
#housespouse

I wish there were still guides for housewives. I need to know how to host a small dinner and get everything cleaned in time.

#sendhelp #housespouse #holiday

As a full-time #housespouse and part-time ranch hand at the #barqranch, you try to be flexible. So when your wife wakes up sick, you spend the day as a nurse.

And reading. And practicing woodburning. And listening to Christmas records. And prepping dinner. And doing dishes.

And you get the idea.

I just want a free use live-in pet house spouse that I can pet, play with, and tease any time I want. Am I asking for too much?

#petplaynsfw #petplay #nsfw #freeuse #housespouse