TIL that if it's Saturday and you wear your overalls because they are hella comfortable, and you wear the aforementioned overalls in Seagrove, NC, other visitors to the area will assume you are a potter the same as if you were wearing a red shirt with a collar in Target. #idontworkhere #notapotter

I am lounging on a couch playing on my phone at the NoMa REI. Dude asks me if I work here. Really? #idontworkhere #rei

New song our children enjoy.
We've been in this situation and it quite catchy.
#music #tomcardy #youtube #Idontworkhere

😂🍹I Don’t Work Here🍹😂
People trying to get into Sunset Bar, and I’m just out here messing around like I don’t even work here… except I OWN the place! 🤣💀 The confusion was real, but I couldn’t stop laughing. Just a fool in my own bar. 😂🍻 #VRChat #SunsetBar #IDontWorkHere

Stop tweeting me your #idontworkhere stories, folks. I left.

Hey there! Use #idontworkhere to share these stories! No need to tweet them to me, I'm not RTing anymore. Sorry, gotta tap out lol

Never sit by the bathroom on Metro North. You are solely responsible for declaring whether or not it is occupied #idontworkhere